Number 19 in the '50 Films To See Before You Die Challenge.'
This was a miniseries on NBC back in 2000. It's roughly 7 hours long and hilariously clever the whole way through. It's a great modern fairy tale and more people need to know about it! You wouldn't believe how long I was looking for items for this set! I still didn't find much. There just isn't alot out there. But I think I came up with something good.
The opening song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcKgcF-FU9M
Official Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQMBTWayAlE
Evil Queen: I've turned Prince Wendell into a dog.
Wolf: Good idea.
Wolf: "No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me. No fries, no vegetables just MEAT! RED as a young girls first blush!"
Burly: Suck an elf!
Virginia: I have a hard time trusting people. I just never wanna jump unless I'm sure somebody's gonna catch me.
Wolf: Oh, I'll catch you. And if I miss for any reason, I'll sit by your bedside and nurse you back to health.
Virginia: "For seven men, she gave her life. For one good man, she was his wife. Beneath the ice by Snow White Falls, there lies the fairest of them all."
Snow White: Why did I let her in? Didn't I know she was bad? I did. Of course I did. But I also knew that I couldn't keep the door closed all my life just because it was dangerous. Just because there was a chance that I might get hurt.
Tony: What is it with you people? What kind of twisted upbringing did you have? You know, why can't you just say, 'Oh, that'll be 100 gold coins'? Why does it always have to be, 'No! Not unless you lay a magic egg, or count the hairs on that giant's ass!'?
Sally Peep: If my door wasn't locked, I'd be scared you'd come into my house and huff and puff and blow all my clothes off!
Wolf: Where do you live, Sally?