"Sherlock: Why's it always the hat photograph?
John: [reading an article] "Bachelor John Watson."
SH: Why kind of hat is it anyway?
JW: Bachelor. What the hell are they implying?
SH: Is it a cap— why's it got two fronts?
JW: It's a deerstalker. "Frequently seen in the company of bachelor John Watson."
SH: How do you stalk a deer with a hat? What are you going to do, throw it? {he tries}
JW: Confirmed bachelor John Watson.
SH: Some sort of death frisbee?
JW: Okay, this is too much. We need to be more careful.
SH: It's got flaps. Ear flaps. It's an ear hat, John! What do you mean, careful?
JW: I mean, this isn't a deerstalker now. It's a Sherlock Holmes hat. I mean that you're not exactly a private detective anymore. You're this far from famous.
— Sherlock: The Reichenbach Fall" —
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