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fuldans-love
My dad always asks "Hows the weather today in India" as soon as they started talking, the sales people just start stuttering XD
rachelle-konefall
I use to do outbound sales for a telecommunications company. I ran into some very interesting customers and if someone did anyone of these to me it would have made my day. Its always great to have a good laugh!
senseofhumor
@awkwardinbliss Its nobody's fault but your own that you had a shitty job! Maybe you should have gone to school to better yourself, or gone into another field! You obviously have not found the job you love because you sound miserable. The actual problem with the world is people like you, a sense of humor never killed anyone, but anger issues have :/
myredstar
That's hilarious!!! Now I wish I got more sales phonecalls. :/
lynntahl
LOL!! Love this set. But I would feel bad to do that to someone. : /
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awkwardinbliss
**** all of you. Really. No one wants to be a telemarketer. For a long time, I worked in surveys. We don't want to call you. Personally, I didn't give two ****s about the people I called, I just wanted them to do the survey so I could reach my production rate and be able to make my light bill. I didn't want that job, it was the only one I could get at the time.
Then we have these smug ***holes, such as yourselves, with this "let me find a way to annoy the person on the phone". No, really, **** the ever living **** out of you. They aren't trying to wake up your baby, use up all of your minutes, or mess up your day. If you aren't interested in their services or taking the survey, hang up. Ask to be taken off the list. Be polite, you are speaking to people, not trash. When I was being cooped up with a couple hundred others in an unairconditioned building in August, I did not appreciate being yelled at or being toyed with. Hang up so they can get to the next call, because every moment wasted on the phone with your dumb *** is a completed survey/sale they could have made to feed their families.
I only had to do surveys that didn't ask for money, so I can only imagine how horrible it is for telemarketers. We are in a recession. More and more people are turning to these crappy jobs because it's often the only option. You are dealing with real people with real feelings, concerns, and lives. Don't be an ***hole.
PS.
**** all of you. God, I hope you end up doing this **** for work. I really do.
cali09
or when you pick up say "city morgue, you slash em we stash em!"
robbobbin
We have asked caller to "hold" and then we put the phone down and go back to what we were doing. some of them wait quite a while, lol
onedirectionluv2
i always answer with " Hi buddy the elf whats your favortie color"
colleen-masterson
i did number 9 when my daughter was about a week old. They kept calling and one time she happened to be in the middle of a screaming fit so i put the phone up to her and she kept screaming. person stopped calling after that.
wally-waz-here
tht awkward moment when it says 13 twice...
first one after 12
second one after 22....
practicallyperfect
my mom has always, and probably will always, use number 6 >.<
sevenprettylittlehorcruxes
Try picking up the phone and saying, "Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?"
f-lor-ecer
wow i am deffinetly gonna try some of these :')
luckxurious
Scream Oh my gosh oh my gosh Justin bieber!!! Act like a crazy bieber fan, and start hyperventilating LOL.....I dare you all to try it haha
mormonchild
omg salesperson just called as i was reading this! and there all asking for my mom and im like i am dr. evil porkchop! and shes like ookkkaayy & kept asking for my mom and im all i have no socks on and she kept insisting to talk to my mom and i didnt say anything else and she hung up on my D: lol but it was hilarious :D haha
gossipgirl019
i'm gonna bookmark this and use it if a sale person calls
alexross
One time, when my family had just gotten home from a vacation, the phone rang about 3 seconds after we shut the door. We had literally *just* gotten home. My fiance picked the phone, saw it was a telemarketer, and goes (completely straight-faced), "Hello? Oh, Hi. What are you with again? ...Oh, great, first day home from jail and my first call as a free man is a salesman? This is the stuff that makes people angry enough to kill! ...I've said too much, goodbye, now." I almost died laughing, I couldn't stop for like 10 minutes. x)
sparklingskies
I will have to do this, my parents don't speak french so I always have to talk to salespeople. It gets annoying :]
massie
I'd hate to be a phone salesperson...
taylormara-lovestylerlanebr0skii
LMFAO
tasha-weasley
Once i just stopped talking and breathed deeply......that feaked them out!!
flower-of-the-court
This one time my friend and I screamed into the phone in heavy Scottish accents, "I DON'T EFFING SPEAK SPANISH!" then hung up. It was great.
llim
so today a sales person called, and we had a convo about our favorite color, justin bieber marrying me in vegas, and mcdonalds! gotta love proactive sales reps :) :) :)
llim
sooo going to do it! :)
katelily
Ahahahaha I love this. ♥
sarah-love
omg! This is so great (:
fashioncreater
I have one and tryed it 30.Act like a operator and say "Sorry we cannot attend the phone right now were in Hawaii and staying there for 5 years please leave a message after the tone"Then do the beep-beep noise
tiffanyheartsmac
i wanna try this !! i did something close to this to pizza hut
hannah-is-fly-like-a-d-cri
Oh, and ask what team they're on, Harry Potter or Twilight. They get really defensive. XD
e-i-l-e-e-n
hahahaa these are great. when my brothers and i did that, we were less creative and just shouted "i like chocolate!!!!!" and hung up. im gunna try some of these xD
hannah-is-fly-like-a-d-cri
I've done some fun ones.
Ask if they know how Bob the banana is doing, since you heard he was ill. When they ask about it confused, start freaking out about how no one cares about fruit these days.
ignoranceisyournewbestfriend
bahahaha
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29 Fun things to do When Sales People Call!!
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1. Tell them they must have the wrong number, only god lives here
2. When they call back, Tell them this is the devil’s residence
3. Tell them she/he can’t come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days.
4. Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock.
5. Start telling them your life story
6. Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live
7. Reply to all their questions in song
8. Ask for someone who can translate pig Latin, as you speak no other language
9. Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house (under 5)
10. As soon as they name the corporation they represent begin barking relentlessly
11. Start trying to give them a psychological analysis
12. Demand that they refer to you as Dr. Chopsticks
13. Proudly describe what you found in your ear this morning
14. Ask them what color underwear they are wearing today
15. Describe your socks in detail
16. Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster
17. Whiningly tell thing that it is past your bedtime
18. Midway through the conversation say, "oh no Phil! You’ve done it again! I told you that knife was too sharp! Where are we going to get the money for another funeral?"
19. Ask them repeatedly if they believe in antelopes
20. Refuse to answer any of their questions, as they may be one of THEM!
21. Ask them what they think would happen if you put a frog in a blender later tell them they were wrong
22. Ask them for their phone number so that you can call them back and chat some more
13. Burst into tears when they try to hang up and scream "Don’t leave Me!"
24. Tell them about the time when you got stuck in the doggy door
25. When they ask to speak to you spend a long time trying to decide if that really is your name and after you realize it is ask them to remind you of it occasionally
26. Proudly explain that they are the first person that you have spoken to since you return to Earth
27. In the middle of the conversation start humming the sesame street theme song, when they try to speak sound surprised and say, "Is someone there?"
28. Begin snoring
29. Gleefully explain that "they" have come for you and that you are going to a better place
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omg this is so funny!!!
2. When they call back, Tell them this is the devil’s residence
3. Tell them she/he can’t come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days.
4. Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock.
5. Start telling them your life story
6. Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live
7. Reply to all their questions in song
8. Ask for someone who can translate pig Latin, as you speak no other language
9. Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house (under 5)
10. As soon as they name the corporation they represent begin barking relentlessly
11. Start trying to give them a psychological analysis
12. Demand that they refer to you as Dr. Chopsticks
13. Proudly describe what you found in your ear this morning
14. Ask them what color underwear they are wearing today
15. Describe your socks in detail
16. Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster
17. Whiningly tell thing that it is past your bedtime
18. Midway through the conversation say, "oh no Phil! You’ve done it again! I told you that knife was too sharp! Where are we going to get the money for another funeral?"
19. Ask them repeatedly if they believe in antelopes
20. Refuse to answer any of their questions, as they may be one of THEM!
21. Ask them what they think would happen if you put a frog in a blender later tell them they were wrong
22. Ask them for their phone number so that you can call them back and chat some more
13. Burst into tears when they try to hang up and scream "Don’t leave Me!"
24. Tell them about the time when you got stuck in the doggy door
25. When they ask to speak to you spend a long time trying to decide if that really is your name and after you realize it is ask them to remind you of it occasionally
26. Proudly explain that they are the first person that you have spoken to since you return to Earth
27. In the middle of the conversation start humming the sesame street theme song, when they try to speak sound surprised and say, "Is someone there?"
28. Begin snoring
29. Gleefully explain that "they" have come for you and that you are going to a better place
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omg this is so funny!!!
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