Mal: Here's how it is: The Earth got used up, so we moved out and terraformed a whole new galaxy of Earths. Some rich and flush with the new technologies, some not so much. The Central Planets, thems formed the Alliance, waged war to bring everyone under their rule; a few idiots tried to fight it, among them myself. I'm Malcolm Reynolds, captain of Serenity. She's a transport ship; Firefly class. Got a good crew: fighters, pilot, mechanic. We even picked up a preacher for some reason, and a bona fide companion. There's a doctor, too, took his genius sister outta some Alliance camp, so they're keepin' a low profile. You understand. You got a job, we can do it, don't much care what it is. 

Kaylee: You're gonna come with us.
Book: Excuse me?
Kaylee: You like ships. You don't seem to be lookin' at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest.
Book: She don't look like much.
Kaylee: Oh, she'll fool ya. You ever sailed in a Firefly?

[Flashback to Mal trying to sell Zoe on the worthiness of his new ship.]
 Mal: Well...
 Zoe: You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?
 Mal: Woah! Come on, seriously, Zoe. What d' you think?
 Zoe: Honestly, sir, I think you got robbed
 Mal: Robbed? What? What d' you mean?
 Zoe: It's a piece of fay-yoo
 Mal: Fay-yoo? Ah... ah... OK, she won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon, but she is solid. Ship like this, be with you till the day you die.
 Zoe: Because it's a death trap.
 Mal: That's not- You are very much lacking in imagination!
. . .
 Mal: Try to see past what she is, and on to what she can be.
 Zoe: What's that, sir?
 Mal: Freedom, is what.

Zoe: I know something ain't right.
Wash: Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Inara: You're always breaking the rules, no matter which society you're in! You don't get along with ordinary criminals either, which is why you're constantly getting in trouble!
Mal: You think following the rules will buy you a nice life, even if the rules make you a slave. 

Zoe: Cap'n'll come up with a plan.
Kaylee: Well, that's good. Right?
Zoe: Possible you're not recalling some of his previous plans. 

Mal: Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carryin' a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you.

Bendis: We're gonna die.
 Mal: We are not gonna die. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Tracey: When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, when you can't do that...
Zoe: find someone to carry you.

Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here!

Kaylee: Everyone's got somebody. Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
 Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
 Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
 Wash: 'Cause you're pretty

Simon: I swear... when it's appropriate.
 Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.

Wash: Little River gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?
 Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up.
 Wash: I hope she does the soup thing, it's always a hoot and we don't all die from it. 

 Mal: Girl knows things. Things she shouldn't. Things she couldn't.
 Jayne: What, are you— are you sayin' she's a witch?
 Wash: [sarcastically] Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the beast.
 Jayne: She's in Congress?
 Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.
 . . .
 Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
 Zoe: We live in a spaceship, dear.
 Wash: So?

Simon: You're outta your mind.
 Early: That's between me and my mind. 

 Early: You ever been shot?
 Simon: No.
 Early: You oughta be shot. Or stabbed. Lose a leg. To be a surgeon, you know? Know what kind of pain you're dealing with. They make psychiatrists get psychoanalyzed before they can get certified, but they don't make a surgeon get cut on. That seem right to you? 

River: No power in the 'verse can stop me.
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