I really hope Benedict and Matt are, like, best
friends and try to out do each other in making their
fandom cry. I can only imagine how their
conversation went when Matt got the fall season
finale for 'Doctor Who'.
Matt: "OH MY GOSH. BENEDICT, I JUST GOT THE
SCRIPT FOR THE FALL SERIES FINALE OF
'DOCTOR WHO'. ALL THE FANS WILL BE CRYING
THEIR EYES OUT. I LOVE MOFFAT."
Benedict: "Hey... Hey Matt. Don't you remember
/my/ season three finale?"
Matt: "Shut up. Wait until you see mine? You will
be letting out such wails people will think you're a
Benedict: "Yeah, but you remember when we
watched my finale together, right?"
Matt: "Shut up, Benedict."
Benedict: "What? Do you not want to talk about it?"
Matt: "Shut up, Benedict..."
Benedict: "What was it that happened again? Didn't
you sit there screaming and crying like a little girl
and begged me to pause it while so you could cry
and hear what they're saying?"
Matt: "I SAID SHUT UP, BENEDICT."
Benedict: "I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I'm too busy
remembering how loud your sobs were."
Matt: "You know what? I had a great story and you
just ruined it. How about you go buy some tissues
so you're ready for my MUCH SADDER season
Benedict: "Love you too, Matt!"