CALL KENNY LOGGINS, YOU'RE IN THE DANGAH ZONE

Archer (the TV show, it's ridiculous and offensive and wicked good)/Austin Powers camp and sexiness, primarily.
 
But with a touch of Miami Vice/Pitbull's Miami/Stripper Miami, Hawaii Five-0, Mission Impossible (the TV show, not the Tom Cruise movies), Diana Rigg (as Emma Peel)+catsuits, Burn Notice, Hollaback Girl Gwen Stefani, Glamorous Fergie.
 
I just wanna be an ISIS agent or KGB cybernetic spy and do batshit crazy things ;~;

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ducktape
Wrote 9 months ago
Here's a fun story.
Maybe
 
My last name is powers {SHHHHHHHHHH it's a secret}
And when I was in elementary school the question I got the most was:
"DOES THAT MEAN YOURRR RELATED TO AUSTIN POWERS?!!!"
The answers was
"No." and a bit of steam.
(I also got asked if I was related to Jackie Chan, and once I shared a classroom with a kid named Austin, and the kids all thought it'd be really clever if we got married and then could become Austin Powers. Kids are profoundly dumb.)
Anyway, I have refused to watched those movies since on principle.
I'm not sure if I'd like it. Like, I really love Mystery Men but I can't deal with Zoolander so who knows what my taste is doing.
But this, this I kind of love.

ingrid
Wrote 10 months ago
by the way, once upon a time i used to covet those lucite heels with the tiny aquarium inside them lmao i'm glad i never got that sh.t

ingrid
Wrote 10 months ago
nah man, you're ***flawless. brb stealing everything

princess70xox
Wrote 10 months ago
@noceurs Awww you are just so sweet. I am honored to be associated with such a great work like Archer :)
 
I say "Phrasing" so frequently I can't not reference it. I haven't seen Archer Vice yet since I watch the series on Netflix.

starnahelena
Wrote 10 months ago
"Somethin' somethin' DANGAH ZONE" or one of my personal favorites: "DO YOU WANT ANTS? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!"

noceurs
Wrote 10 months ago
@casie
*Drake voice* Gosh thanks, that's too kind.
 
@anahelenaliveshere
*thrusts dolphin puppet in the air*
 
@princess70xox
I know, right? Totally McQueen!!
In all seriousness, I'M GLAD SOMEONE ELSE LOVES ARCHER and also I LOVE YOUR TUMBLR IF I ACTUALLY USED MINE I WOULD FOLLOW IT IT'S SO SHINY AND JUST DANG

princess70xox
Wrote 10 months ago
YOU MADE AN ARCHER COLLECTION
 
and I saw that you used pictures from my tumblr ♥
 
you are officially the GREATEST

starnahelena
Wrote 10 months ago
*jazz hands*

casie
Wrote 10 months ago
This is the greatest concept and execution of a collection like... ever.

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