and none for gretchen wieners, bye!

i think i hate ballerinas.
 
long story.

tagged by ducktape: http://www.polyvore.com/rotate_tool_makes_me_feel/set?id=13556963
 
take an item from this set and make your own. i stole the blazer.
 
i tag: missclash, orangurple, gokarm, apokalipstick, and bellamarie.
 
holy crap, i have a lot of contacts.

miss lucy had some leeches - emilie autumn

1. Getting Ready: tik tok- kesha. oh please, the first line is 'wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy.'

2. Driving: so what - pink. ipod + max volume + convertible + highway = this.

3. Relaxing: take back the city - snow patrol. idk.

Dancing: 3 - britney spears. ummm. yeah.

Sad: her diamonds - rob thomas. i listened to this for a week when i was depressed. the lyrics couldn't be any more true.

Angry: liar - emilie autumn. or basically any emilie autumn/evanescence/a perfect circle song can fit here.

Sexy: stripper - sohodolls. i don't have to impress you.

Remembering: maps - yeah yeah yeahs. it's his favorite. he was singing along to it the first time i heard it. his voice is beautiful.

Hanging with the girls: down - jay sean. party in the dorm, whaddup?

heehee.

because i'm soooooo stoked for my birthday bash that y'all are not going to miss, amirite?
 
mmm... fresh apples.
-mizz kettering if you're nasty

it's amazing how passionate some men are about women's issues.
i was leading the conversation about third wave feminism and it was a little embarrassing because i was turning my point into a long, rambling monologue. for serious, there was a guy in the back who actually stood up and applauded. afterward he bought me a drink. as he was complimenting me on my "insight", he wrapped his arm around my waist. i couldn't help but notice he wouldn't let me go. normally i would have shanked him at this point, but i can't lie. he's f*ckin gorgeous.
he introduced himself as noah gray, an english professor at usc. he gave me his card and invited me to his office hours with a wink. a bit creepy, but intriguing. i can't place my finger on it, but the dude's got something... i like his swagger.
 
-roxanne

ke$ha - tik tok