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2 sets in one day, eh? You should be proud. Don't be. I'm ignoring homework and a glorious sunset for this...
 
Tagged by incubeautee however many days ago...one of those pick one item from my set things...http://www.polyvore.com/wish_youd_call_but_know/set?id=13484723
I picked the gorgeous black blazer.
And I tag circussoul, tripmywire, Irregular duck, princess70xox, and Roses are Roses. Pick an item from this set and make a new one.
 
Also, i did one of those shuffle music surveys again.
 
1.IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
In The Meantime {Spacehog}
That says pretty much everything.

2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Welcome to Paradise {Green Day}
No, but it certainly sounds promising.
 
3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Rawhide {Dead Kennedys cover}
Ahahaha…ha. I don’t know actually, but the idea struck me as hilarious.

4.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Hairspray Queen {Nirvana}
 
5.WHAT IS ... YOUR MOTTO?
The Dam At Otter Creek {Live}
DEeeeeep enough to DIVE. I love singing to this song. So sure.

6.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Viva la Revolution! {Adicts}
Haha. Sweet.

7.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Handlebars {Flobots}
In a way, yes.
 
8.WHAT IS 2+2?
Whack! {Mindless Self Indulgence}
I like that answer. I just downloaded this song having never listened to MSI before…I’m still getting…used to it.

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Popular {Nada Surf}
Not particularly, but what ever.

10.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Anarchy Burger! {Vandals}
Oh, that’s cute because the guy I had a crush on last year was a firm believer in an anarchic lack of government…not in the wannabe punk way, but in the debate team way. Oh, sigh.
 
11.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
The Best of You {Foo Fighters}
It sounds like a good answer…I don’t know if it suits me though.
 
12.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?
John the Fisherman {Primus}
AhahHAHAHA, hahah…ha. Oh, man.

13.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hella Good {No Doubt}
Hell yes I do.

14.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
One Headlight {Wallflowers}
Perhaps. I dubbed it as my first favorite song…

15.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Forgiveness {‘Samantha James’, from the movie Just Friends.}
No. I will not.

 

16.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
I and I Survive {Bad Brains.}
Well that would be ironic, wouldn’t it?
17.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Let Me Down Again {Smashing Pumpkins cover}
S’pose. Billy Corgan’s head is one of my hobbies, so that counts.

18.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Red Hot Moon {Rancid}
Sounds kind of scandalous, don’t you think?

19.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Rock the Casbah {Clash}
No. Silly Survey…
20.WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
City of Angels {Distillers}
I was hoping for ‘Jamie’s Got a Problem With Her Uterus’ by Screeching Weasel, but whatever.
 
21.HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Under the Bridge {RHCP}
HOW not WHERE, you idiota.

22.WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Wrong Way {Sublime}
Of course.

23.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Ganja Babe {Michael Franti, from the Weeds soundtrack}
That’s a no.
24.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Peaches! {PUSA}
Lolz.

25.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
I Kissed a Girl {Kate Perry}
OH, how I laughed for ages!

26.WHAT HURTS THE MOST?
Walking on the Sun {Smash Mouth}
No sh*t!

What? Do you not recognize my title as every Blink182 song EVER?
 
HI! I've missed you all so dearly. I've even started to reply to a couple messages...3 of the 12 messages in my inbox, however, were people tagging me. And Irregular Duck wants me to do ANOTHER 10 facts. Yeesh.
Instead, my 10 facts shall be 10 things I've been doing instead of polyvoring the past 2 weeks.
 
-I cleaned my room. Reorginzed my clothes, swaped dressers, made my bed, contemplated vacuuming...
-I've written over 40 pages of my Nanowrimo novel, Synthetica. This is nowhere near how far I should be by this point, BUT it's loads better than I've done the past 2 years. Hell, this is the most I've written in 2 weeks EVER.
-I've watched a lot of bad movies...lesse...13 Going on 30, Lion King, Batman Returns,...I'm reccording Little Nicky and Milk tonight and tomorrow. Fun times ahead!
-I've been wallowing in a limbo of Serious Family issues. But you guys don't all need to know about that.
-I cried 3 different times.
-I downloaded a bunch of techno music I've never heard of [or vaguely recall the artist...], and deleted about half of them. I also downloaded some L7 at the recommendation of the lovely Circussoul.
-My mother bought my the hottest damn shoes ever.
-Last Friday, I was Tom Cruise.
-I've been watching Teen Titans again. It makes me feel good. Perhaps my skimpy shiny Robin halloween costume has something to do with this phenomena?
-I finished a drawing I've been working on sice February: http://f0xr0x.deviantart.com/art/Ant-Hill-World-143258384
 
And there you have it. This computer is still way to slow for my attention span, but fortunately, I shall be in the presence of fast computers the week of Thanksgiving [unless we go to visit relatives in Grungeland, but either way I'm coming home with a new laptop.]. Profiles be D*AMNED, I shall return!
 
[Is that not a super sexy picture of Gillian? It is.]

to bring you...ME!
Yay!
 
I've missed it here. I've been getting on everyday to check out contacts sets, go on item hunts, comment, read PMs and not reply to them [I have 8 in my inbox. EIGHT! I will respond...eventually.], and it's making me sad because I just don't have the patience to deal with this incredibly slow computer to make a proper set. Also, I'm outside in the showness of My Family, which means nothing I do here is sacred. Good grief, I miss my laptop. [BTW, the video card /melted/ from overheating. It was ancient anyway...].
But I can whip out some bandwagon survey sets! Everyone and their mother are doing these things, and goshdernit, I wanted a piece of it too.
Uh, here's the television one:
 
-Sitcom: Malcom in the Middle. I only ever watch sitcoms right after school for some mindless relaxation [or in the summer, when I was home alone and making breakfast.], but I LOVE this freakin' show. It was so...off in the best way possible.
-Drama: House. I guess it's a drama? Besides House's snarky hurmor, it's pretty much like anyother hostpital drama.
-Reality TV: Top Model and Project Runway. What else?
-Male Character: The sad truth is I'm a Castiel fan girl...and then I remember my lovely obscure british tv shows from the mid 80s and went OHMYGODRIK FROM THE YOUNG ONES!
-Female Character: Psh. Dana freakin' Scully. But it was feeling a little repetative, so I put in the chicks from Absolutely Fabulous in there for good measure. Stupid BBC America hasn't aired that show in ages though...
-Couple: Well. Duh.
-Cartoon: The Simpsons. I was pretty much raised on that show.
-Show from Childhood: I was a complete TV junkie, so to put ALL my favorite shows in that tiny space wasn't going to work. Angela Anaconda was my favoritest show ever, but the family channel canceled it after ABC took over [it was on Fox Family...and briefly on Nick. For a day.]. Then in 6th grade I was madly obsessed with Teen Titans and Winx Club...MADLY.
-Channel: I dunno. I just like shows, man.
 
I was also tagged by people. But I neeeeed to go get busy on other things. Just wanted to pop by and make sure everyone knew I'm still alive.
 
Still no sign of a 'Classic Profile' option...

Yeah. That's it.
Nevermind these bollocks.
 
I wasn't going to announce this until Saturday, but do to various recent circumstances, I've decided to let it be known that I am going on a serious hiatus.
 
Here's why!
1.) I am not a blog. I hate the word blog, in fact, and I DON'T WANT MY POLYPROFILE TO RESEMBLE A GOSHDARN BLOG. I'm rather agitated about this, and yes, blahblahblah I'm just not used to it, blahblah. But, you have to remember, I, and many of my contacts, have been on this site for too long to deal with the madness of sudden drastic changes! And I want my old profile back. However, I know poly's team has always had a decent reputation for listening to its users, so I'm hoping if I leave for awhile, everything will return to normal once I get back.
2. My laptop broke. Well, it didn't /brake/, but the video did. And all other computers in this house aren't really compatable with the editor. You see this crapfest set? It took me 20 minutes too long!
3. Nanowrimo. This was my original reason for breaking, so, there you go.
 
I'll reply to all PMs tomorrow, and then, kids, I am gone. For at least a month. I apologise to roleplays and feel free to give me the boot.
Weelll, fine. I'll probably get on and check around and whatever, but until either one or two or both are fixed, I am outtahere.
 
So tata, and remember me as the woman who ripped a great, heartfelt quote for her own devine purposes of title making.
- Ducky the First
 
PS: If you want to find me elsewhere, I'm at f0xr0x.deviantart.com, or find me under 'ducktape' at nanowrimo.org.

Ahhh, zee Franch rev-oh-luuu-shun!
Blood! Beheadings! Napolean! Feathers! Ruffles! Decadence!
 
Wait. I'm sort of describing the Rocky Horror Picture show, aren't I?
 
ANYWAY, as I was saying, The great and glorious and horrific and choatic, not so neat and shiny French Revolution occured a wee bit after the American one.
And so here ya go.

Substantial noses!
Yay us!
 
Things that need to die:
-excessive use of certain trendy words: epic, 'fuck yeah *insert person or thing here*, gaaaaahhhhy, epic, epic, and more epic, cus holycrap we need to say it nine times a second now don't we kids?!
-The generational gap. OHMIGAWD, heaven forbid it is more than A QUARTER OF YOUR AGE old. =0 Let's reminese about things from 5 years ago. Wasn't that just sooooo long ago? Blahblahblah. No. It wasn't it. Time is IRRELEVANT.
-Okay, so fine. Trends in general. I want to live like Dr. Manhattan sees the world. -SEXYPANTS. Or lack there of-
-The world 'economic'. Yes, yes, I should probably care more. But we GET IT. We're broke. Its not like this is the first time this has happened.
-Crap bands. But you knew that already.
 
Bwahahaha. I s'ploded. Enjoy your day.

{oct. 25th} a feast/masquerade ball is being held at midnight by alice and violet. invitees include Devonshire socialites outside of Luxe as well, so there will be no drugs tonight, but plenty of champagne to sneak out with...
 
I was going to write, but my mind isn't in that mode, and my neck will barely move due to maniac dancing yesterday, and, eeeeehh, I probably should, but whatever.
 
In a week I will disappear. =0

Fact/:
Micheal Keaton has the most perfect eyebrows in all of hollywood
:/End Fact

MIX CD SNOBBERY EXTRAVAGANZA 15/25!
The Dreamer's Disease
 
This. Is. My greatest Mix CD triumpth.
IT IS PERFECT.
This is the CD that, no matter how many times I listen to it, no matter how I'm feeling at the time, always makes me feel great. Awesome in fact. Young and free. Cheesy, I know, but, crap! It is just so...brilliant.
It was made the same day as it's dark and brooding sister Songs for the Coming Apocolaypse [http://www.polyvore.com/jpowers_presents_songs_for_coming/set?id=12734759 ] directly afterwards. Which is good, you know, because when the last one's so bleak and ends on the meloncholy note of 'This Lullabye', you totally need some inspiration. But it's not a novelty, like OMFUG [http://www.polyvore.com/other_music_for_uplifting_gormandizers/set?id=10860710] or Guilty Fluffy Pleasures [http://www.polyvore.com/guilty_fluffy_pleasures/set?id=10797924]. It's got a great range of song styles and moods, and they all work so precisely together to create this story, its a wonder no one other thought to stick them on one disc before. It also seems especially long, for whatever reason.
It renews my sense of purpose.
It makes me feel carefree.
It lets me live in the moment.
It 'tis the Dreamer's Disease.
 
TRACKS:
1. Kool Klub-Screeching Weasel
2. Cannonball- the Breeders
3. Supermassive Black Hole-Muse
4. Pablo Picasso-Burning Sensations [This song's hilarious, in a very dry why. Found it off the Repo Man soundtrack.]
5. Right Thing-Artic Monkeys
6. Stupid Girl-Garbage
7. 96 Tears-? and the Mysterians [? was the taken name of the lead singer...they were one hit wonders during the 60s. And ? is convinced he's from an alien race. Fascinating shiz.]
8. Tangerine Speedo-Caviar [Lolz.]
9. End of the World-REM [Birthday party, cheeese cake, jelly bean BOOM. Perhaps it would've fit into Apocalypse, what with the title, buuuut, it's mood suited better here.]
10. Take Your Mamma-Scissor Sisters
11. Surfing Bird-Ramones
12. Major Tom [Coming Home]-Peter Schilling
13. Ocean Size-Jane's Addiction [Ooooh, man. I had JUST discovered this song, Feb '08-ish. It was bible, my moto, my lungs. Oh, man.]
14. Once in a Lifetime-Talking Heads
15. Everlong-Foo Fighters [My favorite FOO song.]
16. Rock and Roll-Velvet Underground
17. The Roof is On Fire-Cake cover [So there's like a Monkey Gone to Heaven reference on this song, which is on the Apocalypse mix...it's kinda like, an unitentional parallel. =0]
18. Paint it Black-Rolling Stones
19. Never There-Cake [Even though I put two Cake songs so close together, it works allright here. Mostly because this song's much different from 17...and 17 was a cover. Eh, whatever.]
20. Wicked Garden-Stone Temple Pilots
21. You Get What You Give-New Radicals [Ahhh. And this is where the CD title comes from. I bought the actual New Radicals album with this on it a few weeks ago used for 3 bucks. Despite him being a one hit wonder, there's some pretty good/weird shiznat on it. Whats his face, Greg something, is officially my hero. But anyway, this is the best way to end a mix in the history of...ever.]
Don't LET GO.
You've got the DREAMER'S DISEASE!
 
I didn't get to include songs due to the limit and me forgetting to take them into account...soooo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPAEFnVZVOs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkvK638yKuY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pRkrBLY3Bs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl8sWnUZVL4

We bring you this little bit of late not horrificness just so we can self-indulge our brains out.
 
Survey made by Coco Tutu
http://www.polyvore.com/survey_take_it/set?id=12970422
 
She took mine, so why not take hers, yeah?
[With the exception of 39-49, which I had brilliant answers for, but stupid polyvore won't show them for WHATever reason, not matter where or how many times I copy and paste, so up yours poly, huff.] Oh, nevermind. Now only 49 is a-miss.
 
1. Excited? Happy? Nervous? Scared?
 What, right now? My mood has been fluncuating PMS style all freacking day long, but right now, as in this exact moment, just thinking about this dumb question, I'm content. That's not an option, PTH. I am nervous and scared regarding my future, though.
 
2. Your favorite item is....
My alien paiting, or NO, my darlingbabyboombox, or aahhh, um, why one? WHY JUST ONE?
 
3. You would do [Billy Corgan] for your best friend.
Wait, what now?
 
4. Pets? Names? Quirky personalities?
Lucky used to be human, Dingo's in recovery, Cheddar the Lizard is anerexic, both Chloe and Babette the kitties are senile, Beep hates me, so I called her Princess Kitana at age 4ish, and Tally is a buttwagger.
 
5. Favorite person on Polyvore
Me! Ahahaha...heh.
 
6. I wish my sets were like _________
The ones from my glory days...well, nah. I like mine now too.
 
7. I fly like paper get high like ________
PINEAPPLE! 
 
8. How could you be so Dr Evil, you're bringing out a side of me that __________
Ooooh, baby, ooh.
 
9. Any clue where those are from?
Some song by some dumb band I don't listen to? 
 
10. Any clue why I have so many blanks?
The underscore button turns you on?
 
11. a trillion dollars and being alone OR a thousand dollars and everlasting love?
Well it's not like we're living in a box in Bangkok or anything with that thousand, so I'll take the latter, why not.
 
12. Ed Westwick v. Chuck Bass?
Neither, don't care, who now?, the one with the boytie. Ahahaha, I just wrote BOYTIE. I meant BOWTIE. Teehee. Moving on.
 
13. Chace Crawford v. Gaspard Ulliel
So I look up Chace Crawford and I'm like WOAH, isn't that the same dude adressed in the last question, in which case isn't this, like same question all over again, partially? =0
 
Don't you just love my answering questions with questions shtick?
 
14. Favorite Glee song?
No.
 
15. Fill in the blanks.
One day I was [martian] with [Mr. Clean] when [the apocalypse] happened, it was [sugar free] because [darn people are scared of sugar and demons] and we [maniac danced] all [amageddon long!]
 
16. cable knit or argile?
Both are rather uber preppy for my sensibilities. I like sweaters with holes in them. And I mean, like, natural, actual worn out holes, and not the 'oooh, I'm so edgy and hip and sh*t, ooh.' holes.
 
17. ankle or knee high ? (boots)
THIGH high.
 
18. golly gosh or geee wizz (ya gotta pick one)
Gee wizz. WIIIIIIZZZ.
 
19. 80s or 90s grunge?
Grunge forever, man. The 80s are dead. Or should be. But some people seem to think it still is now, like Forever21. The next decade needs a better hobby. What was the question, ah, yes, GRUNGE, and again, not in the wannabe sense. Losers. 
 
20. balmain vs. balenciaga
Balenciaga. They tend to mix it up more than Balmain. And saying Balmain makes me want Chinese noodles. I can't even pronounce Balenciaga.
 
21. front row to chanel fashion show in paris v. 5 birkin bags?
Front row, because I find bags boring.
 
22. your favorite number? least favorite number? WHY?\
27, 9, 3 are my favorite. Dead rock stars, triangles, all sorts of FUN MATH PATTERNS. The number i is my least. Dman you negative roots!
 
23. today is.... what time is it?
What were you originally going to ask, hmm? Today is what? WHAT?! It's 9:53 PM on October the 21st. 
 
24. last song you listened to......
Hairspray Queen-Nirvana.
 
25. ever say " i love you" and mean it? When? to who?
My dog.
 
26. hopsotch or jump rope?
Jumprope. 
 
27. the chicken or the egg?
The alien!
 
28. Was Jesus the messiah?
Jesus was my masseuse.
Courtney Love is the Messiah
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Courtnology
Duh.
 
29. Black hole + white hole = BLACK HOLE SUUUUUUUN, Won't you COOOOOOME?
 
30. Time traveling?
Please, and hurry.
 
31. Aliens?
All the time, any where, some restrictions may apply. Bonus for the glowing kind.
 
32. WHAT DOES NASA STAND FOR (dont look up!)
National Areo something something, Space Association.
 
33. WHAT DOES ASPCA STAND FOR (dont look up!)
American something Protection something Animals.
 
34. remember that show cat dog? it was
What I watched when nothing else was on. And I mean NOTHING.
 
Do I remember...please. I remember EVERYTHING.
 
35. Your favorite person is: __
a) coco tutu: no. =D
b.) Rod Serling, the guy from New Radicals, my dad, Perry Ferrel.
 
36. get married in ______
a) greece
b) paris
c) rome
d) hawaii
or e) Heast Castle.
I don't want to get married, but if by some circumstance I change my mind, it shall be there.
 
37. honey moon in _______
a) greece
b) paris
c) rome
d) hawaii
or e)Amsterdam.
Ahahaha...eh.
 
38. Marry:
a) kevin federline
b) simon cowell
c) spencer pratt
OHWOW, that Spencer Pratt  dude looks like Erin from the current cycle of ANTM! They have the same nose and forehead. =0 Except, he's not pulling it. Off. I'll go with Kevin. He's the good parent. See, I was good, I didn't discover a hidden letter D.
 
39. Hottest couple (or what would be)?
a) shia labouef megan fox
b) angie brad (do you need last names? really?)
c) ashton demi (again...)
d) reese witherspoon jake gylenhall (or whatevv his last name is)
 
B. A lot of people don't like them, but I actually think they're kind of cool. More fun than the Twlight cast at least, eerrrrlack!
 
39. Hottest couple (or what would be)?
a) shia labouef megan fox
b) angie brad (do you need last names? really?)
c) ashton demi (again...)
d) reese witherspoon jake gylenhall (or whatevv his last name is)
 
B. A lot of people don't like them, but I actually think they're kind of cool. More fun than the Twlight cast at least, eerrrrlack!
 
40. Cutest couple?
a) shia labouef <3 megan fox
b) angie <3 brad (do you need last names? really?)
c) ashton <3 demi (again...)
d) reese witherspoon <3 jake gylenhall (or whatevv his last name is)
Wait, what's the difference? I still pick B. Only because Megan Fox annoys me, Ashton and Demi were so never cute, and I like Reese, but, isn't Jake whats his arse like, 10 years younger than her? Oooh, wait, no, I'm just being crazy. OR I JUST DON'T PAY ATTENTION. Which, hey, is a good thing.
 
 
41. Wear head to toe:
a) Alexander Wang
b) Phillip Lim
c) Chanel
d) Lanvin
 
Limmylim.
 
42. Read Thirteen reasons why? Liked it?
No.
 
43. 5 best books.
1. Pshyche in a Dress-Francesca Lia Block
2. White Oldeander-Janet Fitch
3. Clockwork Orange-Anthony Burgess
4. Rebel Angels/The Sweet Far Thing-Libba Bray [Yes, I actually enjoyed the sequals better than the first.]
5. Feed-M.T. Anderson
6. Watchmen-Alan Moore
7. Violet and Claire-more Block
 
Seven is more or less 5.
 
44. if you had an autobiography, what would you name it?
 It's actually called the Unabridged Journals of Jackie N. Myname, vol. 1-7. Each one with a different subtitle. One is The Glorious Sham that is My Life, two is On the Bright Side, I Think I'm Girlfriend to a Swedish Mohawk God, three is Things to Do, People to Kill, and the 8th Grade or Punk Rock and Me, four is [Woman] In a Box, five [personal favorite] is The Great Perry-Billy Love Triangle of Life and Other Adventures of a Music Snob-Artiste-[Soul Doubting] Teenager in HELL or Bored Desperate and Very Very Horny, aaaand 6 is called Blubbing Beautifully: And All the Usual Blah Blah Blah of a Year in Limbo. I have yet to title 7, as it is currently in progress
No, I am not kidding you, I am not trying to be clever, I really keep journals that obsessively. They span the past 6 years of my life.
 
45. make a fashion brand- name?
Yes.
CORGASM.
Wait, no, that's my band.
Uh, Panty Party.
DMANIT, that's my band too.
I dunno.
Powers.
That'll thingy. Nice and clean.
 
My step-dad, in efforts to compete with Abercrombie, has made the brand name Repertoire.
 
46. make a fashion magazine- name?
Divine Sh*t 
 
47. Name your son:
a) Vince
b) Victor
c) Vincent
I love all those names, actually. Vince and Victor are sexy as well, second and third only to Xavier and Xander. Nice and sharp. Oh, and Vince is just short for Vincent, isn't it? 
 
48. Name your daughter:
a) Victoria
b) Vanessa
c) Veronica
Veronica. Love me some v names, man. Actually, Ava.
 
50. If you watched Lizzie McGuire- a friend of hers is named:
-Kate
-Gordo
-Hadley
-Ethan
 
Gordo and Miranda. Der. 
 
51. IS Angie bad when Jen stole Brad from Gwyn?
Nah. Angie was well aware that she and Brad desperately needed to reproduce, thus creating the most gorgeous children in the world. Nevermind the adoptions and blahblahblah.  
 
52. Does anyone care about Jon and Kate?
My best mate. 
 
53. Can you name Jon and Kate's 8 kids (without looking it up!?)
 Doodee, Fifi, Lala, Aiden, Zozo, Teetee, Aiden, Aiden, and Patricia.
 
54. Can you name 3 of Lindsay Lohan's past flings?
No. I'm aware that I'm very proud I can not. Phew. 
 
55. How many times do you think LC cries per Hills season?
 Well, judging by the fact there's even a question about this, I bet it was, like, 5 bajillion. Who the flipper is LC?
 
56. Olivia Palermo- x next to what describes her
stylish
well connected
pretty
good hair
mean
biiiitch alert
ugly
bad fashion
wannabee
Who?what?huh?notareleventhumanbeingokay. XXXXX 
 
57. Audrina v. Kristenn... another hills (i dont watch it, i know though)
Audrina?What kind of a godawful name is THAT? 
 
58. US or People?
Neither. HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW LITTLE I PAY ATTENTION TO CELEBRITY WORSHIP? Srsly, man. 
 
59. text or IM/
IM I s'pose. Texting is such a waste of time, what with the little buttons taking forever press press press oh look I spelled Hey what's up, and what with my constant tendency to use proper grammar and ramble. Keyboards took that into much better consideration. Point: Texting=fustrating and dumb.  
 
60. how do you say 60 in.. french? spanish? italian? (no looking up!)
 Siesenta in Spanish, and it's either the same or not much different in Italian. 6 in French is Sanq or something spelled like that, so I bet you 60 is like sanq but LONGER. Fluck French. I want to learn RUSSIAN.
 
61. gulliable is written on your ceiling
No its not. And therefore I win. 
 
62. anyone ever fall for that?
No. What you should've said is 'Spiderman is on your ceiling NAKED except the mask, Phewor!” and I totally would've looked.  
 
63. anyone actually HAVE guillable written on the ceiling ( i have!)
No, just Kurt Cobain. OH WOW, KURT COBAIN IS on my celing. I just remembered.  
 
64. you would trade places for a week with:
a) anna wintour
b) kristen stewart
c) jennifer aniston
d) sasha pivovarova
Anna wintour...editor of vogue right? I'll go with her, she's got all sorts of power. 
 
65. I like to eat , eat , eat, apples and ____________
PINEAPPLE! 
 
66. Once _[again]___ a __[dingo ate my baby]____
 
67. cinderella vs. snow white
Sat around and cried and slept, oh boohoohoo. Fine, Snow White, because she's way more fun to modernize in to a kick-butt independent woman in a gothic horror high fashion urban setting. 
 
68. who would win in a wrestling match?
But, who's wrestling?
 
69. what celebs would you want to see in a wrestling match?
 Hitler and Stalin. That would just be, like, woah. And evil dictators so count as celebrities.
 
70. best celeb dissers?
Dissers? You mean like those Pereeeez Hilton Bloggers or whoever. Me. I love dissing c'lebs.  
 
71. without looking!!! what is between t and u on the keyboard?
Y.  
 
72. between b and m?
N 
 
73. did you look? even peek? be honest
Yeah. It made me feel like less of a geek that I did not know. For shame!
 
74. take your hands off the keyboard. close your eyes. throw you arms in the air. then, put your hands on the keyboard (without adjusting them- however they land) and type something.
Dfgm.,mm,.dfg.fd,gmf.dgf,mgdf.gmfdg.m
 
GFDMcommaperiod all day long!
 
75. you doodle ___________
Characters squiggles robots and freaky looking people butterflies and moutnains surreal landscapes my ring.
 
76. first word to come to mind when you hear:
apple: Tablecloth
 
orange: AWESOMEEXCITINGNINETEENNINTEYNINE. [Don't ask. You already know.]
 
banana: Baaah-nan-nah! As in Bananas from Richard Scary, HEllo?
 
table cloth: Woah. Maybe that's why I said tablecloth ealier. BALH BRAINWASHING!
 
Picnic :Ants
 
hot science teacher: Legs. Dorky Tie. Receding Hairline. Way too old for me. Yeah, kind like that.
 
 
77. letters between p and r in alphabet (without singing it!)
q 
 
78. did you sing it?
Nope.  
 
79. alphabet backwards- the first 10? without looking it up!
 ZYXWVUTSRQPO
 
80. would you rather:
A) gorgeous and no friends
B) hideous and friends?
 
It's all relavent. Oh, wait, should I pick one? Meh. 
 
81. WYR:
A) rich and stupid
B) smartest and poor
Smart please. Feed me.  
 
82. knowledge is:
a) powerXXX
b) for nerds
c) i have no clue what that even means
d) coolXX
e) dumb
 
Please die in a hole if you think it's any of the other three. Please. Humanity will thank you.
 
83. you have $4 billion dollars. You can spend it on only 2 things . on whatt?
Disneyland or Hearst Castle, to live in, and a Bel Air. That's a super sexy car, not the neighborhood in Los Angeles. 
 
84. $8 billion. can only spend it on one thing. what is that?
Still going with Disneyland. 
 
84. green or blue?
 Elecrtic Shock lime.
 
 
86. notice i skipped 85?
Yes.
 
87. Why
 Because you thought you were being cute. =D
 
 
88. are there so many lines between 87 and 88?
There aren't any more.
 
89. Best ad you've ever seen?
I've been programed to hate advertising. 
 
90. Favorite commercial?
 Ditto. But I guess Jack N the Box does it all right. Or did.
 
91. Ever called to buy a product from a commercial?
No. 
 
92. Know someone with a snuggie?
Of course not.
 
93. What is the name of the Oxy Clean guy (Dont look it up!)
Billy Mayes. Or something similar. Poor bloke, rest his obnoxious soul.
 
94. Perfect whether is......
Actual weather. Like rain with real thunder like in all the movies and books set on the east coast and midwest and shiz! Wow! Novel! 
 
95. What movie is this from? "When its not too hot and not too cold, and all you need is a light jacket"
Miss Congeniality. Der.
 

96. are sea cucumbers cucumbers?
No, they're radishes.
 
97. who would win a race: you or an ostrich?
The ostrich would peck my eyes out first, and then procede to win the race. Love those little bastardos.
 
98. knock knock
whose there?
_[WOAH!]_
__[Woah]____ who?
_____[Totally]_______
fill in the blanks
 
99. your halloween costume?
Weeeeelll. It started off as an idea to be posion Ivy. Then I saw this scimpy shiny woman's Robin costume, and I'm like, WOAH, skimpy and Shiny! But it wasn't cheap, so I think I shall be dominatrix minnie mouse.
 
100. your favorite person
a) coco tutu
I told you already, loser. =P
 
101. notice you answered question 100 twice?
Yes. And I still stand firm on my previous answer