We bring you this little bit of late not horrificness just so we can self-indulge our brains out.
Survey made by Coco Tutu
http://www.polyvore.com/survey_take_it/set?id=12970422
She took mine, so why not take hers, yeah?
[With the exception of 39-49, which I had brilliant answers for, but stupid polyvore won't show them for WHATever reason, not matter where or how many times I copy and paste, so up yours poly, huff.] Oh, nevermind. Now only 49 is a-miss.
1. Excited? Happy? Nervous? Scared?
What, right now? My mood has been fluncuating PMS style all freacking day long, but right now, as in this exact moment, just thinking about this dumb question, I'm content. That's not an option, PTH. I am nervous and scared regarding my future, though.
2. Your favorite item is....
My alien paiting, or NO, my darlingbabyboombox, or aahhh, um, why one? WHY JUST ONE?
3. You would do [Billy Corgan] for your best friend.
Wait, what now?
4. Pets? Names? Quirky personalities?
Lucky used to be human, Dingo's in recovery, Cheddar the Lizard is anerexic, both Chloe and Babette the kitties are senile, Beep hates me, so I called her Princess Kitana at age 4ish, and Tally is a buttwagger.
5. Favorite person on Polyvore
Me! Ahahaha...heh.
6. I wish my sets were like _________
The ones from my glory days...well, nah. I like mine now too.
7. I fly like paper get high like ________
PINEAPPLE!
8. How could you be so Dr Evil, you're bringing out a side of me that __________
Ooooh, baby, ooh.
9. Any clue where those are from?
Some song by some dumb band I don't listen to?
10. Any clue why I have so many blanks?
The underscore button turns you on?
11. a trillion dollars and being alone OR a thousand dollars and everlasting love?
Well it's not like we're living in a box in Bangkok or anything with that thousand, so I'll take the latter, why not.
12. Ed Westwick v. Chuck Bass?
Neither, don't care, who now?, the one with the boytie. Ahahaha, I just wrote BOYTIE. I meant BOWTIE. Teehee. Moving on.
13. Chace Crawford v. Gaspard Ulliel
So I look up Chace Crawford and I'm like WOAH, isn't that the same dude adressed in the last question, in which case isn't this, like same question all over again, partially? =0
Don't you just love my answering questions with questions shtick?
14. Favorite Glee song?
No.
15. Fill in the blanks.
One day I was [martian] with [Mr. Clean] when [the apocalypse] happened, it was [sugar free] because [darn people are scared of sugar and demons] and we [maniac danced] all [amageddon long!]
16. cable knit or argile?
Both are rather uber preppy for my sensibilities. I like sweaters with holes in them. And I mean, like, natural, actual worn out holes, and not the 'oooh, I'm so edgy and hip and sh*t, ooh.' holes.
17. ankle or knee high ? (boots)
THIGH high.
18. golly gosh or geee wizz (ya gotta pick one)
Gee wizz. WIIIIIIZZZ.
19. 80s or 90s grunge?
Grunge forever, man. The 80s are dead. Or should be. But some people seem to think it still is now, like Forever21. The next decade needs a better hobby. What was the question, ah, yes, GRUNGE, and again, not in the wannabe sense. Losers.
20. balmain vs. balenciaga
Balenciaga. They tend to mix it up more than Balmain. And saying Balmain makes me want Chinese noodles. I can't even pronounce Balenciaga.
21. front row to chanel fashion show in paris v. 5 birkin bags?
Front row, because I find bags boring.
22. your favorite number? least favorite number? WHY?\
27, 9, 3 are my favorite. Dead rock stars, triangles, all sorts of FUN MATH PATTERNS. The number i is my least. Dman you negative roots!
23. today is.... what time is it?
What were you originally going to ask, hmm? Today is what? WHAT?! It's 9:53 PM on October the 21st.
24. last song you listened to......
Hairspray Queen-Nirvana.
25. ever say " i love you" and mean it? When? to who?
My dog.
26. hopsotch or jump rope?
Jumprope.
27. the chicken or the egg?
The alien!
28. Was Jesus the messiah?
Jesus was my masseuse.
Courtney Love is the Messiah
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Courtnology
Duh.
29. Black hole + white hole = BLACK HOLE SUUUUUUUN, Won't you COOOOOOME?
30. Time traveling?
Please, and hurry.
31. Aliens?
All the time, any where, some restrictions may apply. Bonus for the glowing kind.
32. WHAT DOES NASA STAND FOR (dont look up!)
National Areo something something, Space Association.
33. WHAT DOES ASPCA STAND FOR (dont look up!)
American something Protection something Animals.
34. remember that show cat dog? it was
What I watched when nothing else was on. And I mean NOTHING.
Do I remember...please. I remember EVERYTHING.
35. Your favorite person is: __
a) coco tutu: no. =D
b.) Rod Serling, the guy from New Radicals, my dad, Perry Ferrel.
36. get married in ______
a) greece
b) paris
c) rome
d) hawaii
or e) Heast Castle.
I don't want to get married, but if by some circumstance I change my mind, it shall be there.
37. honey moon in _______
a) greece
b) paris
c) rome
d) hawaii
or e)Amsterdam.
Ahahaha...eh.
38. Marry:
a) kevin federline
b) simon cowell
c) spencer pratt
OHWOW, that Spencer Pratt dude looks like Erin from the current cycle of ANTM! They have the same nose and forehead. =0 Except, he's not pulling it. Off. I'll go with Kevin. He's the good parent. See, I was good, I didn't discover a hidden letter D.
39. Hottest couple (or what would be)?
a) shia labouef megan fox
b) angie brad (do you need last names? really?)
c) ashton demi (again...)
d) reese witherspoon jake gylenhall (or whatevv his last name is)
B. A lot of people don't like them, but I actually think they're kind of cool. More fun than the Twlight cast at least, eerrrrlack!
39. Hottest couple (or what would be)?
a) shia labouef megan fox
b) angie brad (do you need last names? really?)
c) ashton demi (again...)
d) reese witherspoon jake gylenhall (or whatevv his last name is)
B. A lot of people don't like them, but I actually think they're kind of cool. More fun than the Twlight cast at least, eerrrrlack!
40. Cutest couple?
a) shia labouef <3 megan fox
b) angie <3 brad (do you need last names? really?)
c) ashton <3 demi (again...)
d) reese witherspoon <3 jake gylenhall (or whatevv his last name is)
Wait, what's the difference? I still pick B. Only because Megan Fox annoys me, Ashton and Demi were so never cute, and I like Reese, but, isn't Jake whats his arse like, 10 years younger than her? Oooh, wait, no, I'm just being crazy. OR I JUST DON'T PAY ATTENTION. Which, hey, is a good thing.
41. Wear head to toe:
a) Alexander Wang
b) Phillip Lim
c) Chanel
d) Lanvin
Limmylim.
42. Read Thirteen reasons why? Liked it?
No.
43. 5 best books.
1. Pshyche in a Dress-Francesca Lia Block
2. White Oldeander-Janet Fitch
3. Clockwork Orange-Anthony Burgess
4. Rebel Angels/The Sweet Far Thing-Libba Bray [Yes, I actually enjoyed the sequals better than the first.]
5. Feed-M.T. Anderson
6. Watchmen-Alan Moore
7. Violet and Claire-more Block
Seven is more or less 5.
44. if you had an autobiography, what would you name it?
It's actually called the Unabridged Journals of Jackie N. Myname, vol. 1-7. Each one with a different subtitle. One is The Glorious Sham that is My Life, two is On the Bright Side, I Think I'm Girlfriend to a Swedish Mohawk God, three is Things to Do, People to Kill, and the 8th Grade or Punk Rock and Me, four is [Woman] In a Box, five [personal favorite] is The Great Perry-Billy Love Triangle of Life and Other Adventures of a Music Snob-Artiste-[Soul Doubting] Teenager in HELL or Bored Desperate and Very Very Horny, aaaand 6 is called Blubbing Beautifully: And All the Usual Blah Blah Blah of a Year in Limbo. I have yet to title 7, as it is currently in progress
No, I am not kidding you, I am not trying to be clever, I really keep journals that obsessively. They span the past 6 years of my life.
45. make a fashion brand- name?
Yes.
CORGASM.
Wait, no, that's my band.
Uh, Panty Party.
DMANIT, that's my band too.
I dunno.
Powers.
That'll thingy. Nice and clean.
My step-dad, in efforts to compete with Abercrombie, has made the brand name Repertoire.
46. make a fashion magazine- name?
Divine Sh*t
47. Name your son:
a) Vince
b) Victor
c) Vincent
I love all those names, actually. Vince and Victor are sexy as well, second and third only to Xavier and Xander. Nice and sharp. Oh, and Vince is just short for Vincent, isn't it?
48. Name your daughter:
a) Victoria
b) Vanessa
c) Veronica
Veronica. Love me some v names, man. Actually, Ava.
50. If you watched Lizzie McGuire- a friend of hers is named:
-Kate
-Gordo
-Hadley
-Ethan
Gordo and Miranda. Der.
51. IS Angie bad when Jen stole Brad from Gwyn?
Nah. Angie was well aware that she and Brad desperately needed to reproduce, thus creating the most gorgeous children in the world. Nevermind the adoptions and blahblahblah.
52. Does anyone care about Jon and Kate?
My best mate.
53. Can you name Jon and Kate's 8 kids (without looking it up!?)
Doodee, Fifi, Lala, Aiden, Zozo, Teetee, Aiden, Aiden, and Patricia.
54. Can you name 3 of Lindsay Lohan's past flings?
No. I'm aware that I'm very proud I can not. Phew.
55. How many times do you think LC cries per Hills season?
Well, judging by the fact there's even a question about this, I bet it was, like, 5 bajillion. Who the flipper is LC?
56. Olivia Palermo- x next to what describes her
stylish
well connected
pretty
good hair
mean
biiiitch alert
ugly
bad fashion
wannabee
Who?what?huh?notareleventhumanbeingokay. XXXXX
57. Audrina v. Kristenn... another hills (i dont watch it, i know though)
Audrina?What kind of a godawful name is THAT?
58. US or People?
Neither. HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW LITTLE I PAY ATTENTION TO CELEBRITY WORSHIP? Srsly, man.
59. text or IM/
IM I s'pose. Texting is such a waste of time, what with the little buttons taking forever press press press oh look I spelled Hey what's up, and what with my constant tendency to use proper grammar and ramble. Keyboards took that into much better consideration. Point: Texting=fustrating and dumb.
60. how do you say 60 in.. french? spanish? italian? (no looking up!)
Siesenta in Spanish, and it's either the same or not much different in Italian. 6 in French is Sanq or something spelled like that, so I bet you 60 is like sanq but LONGER. Fluck French. I want to learn RUSSIAN.
61. gulliable is written on your ceiling
No its not. And therefore I win.
62. anyone ever fall for that?
No. What you should've said is 'Spiderman is on your ceiling NAKED except the mask, Phewor!” and I totally would've looked.
63. anyone actually HAVE guillable written on the ceiling ( i have!)
No, just Kurt Cobain. OH WOW, KURT COBAIN IS on my celing. I just remembered.
64. you would trade places for a week with:
a) anna wintour
b) kristen stewart
c) jennifer aniston
d) sasha pivovarova
Anna wintour...editor of vogue right? I'll go with her, she's got all sorts of power.
65. I like to eat , eat , eat, apples and ____________
PINEAPPLE!
66. Once _[again]___ a __[dingo ate my baby]____
67. cinderella vs. snow white
Sat around and cried and slept, oh boohoohoo. Fine, Snow White, because she's way more fun to modernize in to a kick-butt independent woman in a gothic horror high fashion urban setting.
68. who would win in a wrestling match?
But, who's wrestling?
69. what celebs would you want to see in a wrestling match?
Hitler and Stalin. That would just be, like, woah. And evil dictators so count as celebrities.
70. best celeb dissers?
Dissers? You mean like those Pereeeez Hilton Bloggers or whoever. Me. I love dissing c'lebs.
71. without looking!!! what is between t and u on the keyboard?
Y.
72. between b and m?
N
73. did you look? even peek? be honest
Yeah. It made me feel like less of a geek that I did not know. For shame!
74. take your hands off the keyboard. close your eyes. throw you arms in the air. then, put your hands on the keyboard (without adjusting them- however they land) and type something.
Dfgm.,mm,.dfg.fd,gmf.dgf,mgdf.gmfdg.m
GFDMcommaperiod all day long!
75. you doodle ___________
Characters squiggles robots and freaky looking people butterflies and moutnains surreal landscapes my ring.
76. first word to come to mind when you hear:
apple: Tablecloth
orange: AWESOMEEXCITINGNINETEENNINTEYNINE. [Don't ask. You already know.]
banana: Baaah-nan-nah! As in Bananas from Richard Scary, HEllo?
table cloth: Woah. Maybe that's why I said tablecloth ealier. BALH BRAINWASHING!
Picnic :Ants
hot science teacher: Legs. Dorky Tie. Receding Hairline. Way too old for me. Yeah, kind like that.
77. letters between p and r in alphabet (without singing it!)
q
78. did you sing it?
Nope.
79. alphabet backwards- the first 10? without looking it up!
ZYXWVUTSRQPO
80. would you rather:
A) gorgeous and no friends
B) hideous and friends?
It's all relavent. Oh, wait, should I pick one? Meh.
81. WYR:
A) rich and stupid
B) smartest and poor
Smart please. Feed me.
82. knowledge is:
a) powerXXX
b) for nerds
c) i have no clue what that even means
d) coolXX
e) dumb
Please die in a hole if you think it's any of the other three. Please. Humanity will thank you.
83. you have $4 billion dollars. You can spend it on only 2 things . on whatt?
Disneyland or Hearst Castle, to live in, and a Bel Air. That's a super sexy car, not the neighborhood in Los Angeles.
84. $8 billion. can only spend it on one thing. what is that?
Still going with Disneyland.
84. green or blue?
Elecrtic Shock lime.
86. notice i skipped 85?
Yes.
87. Why
Because you thought you were being cute. =D
88. are there so many lines between 87 and 88?
There aren't any more.
89. Best ad you've ever seen?
I've been programed to hate advertising.
90. Favorite commercial?
Ditto. But I guess Jack N the Box does it all right. Or did.
91. Ever called to buy a product from a commercial?
No.
92. Know someone with a snuggie?
Of course not.
93. What is the name of the Oxy Clean guy (Dont look it up!)
Billy Mayes. Or something similar. Poor bloke, rest his obnoxious soul.
94. Perfect whether is......
Actual weather. Like rain with real thunder like in all the movies and books set on the east coast and midwest and shiz! Wow! Novel!
95. What movie is this from? "When its not too hot and not too cold, and all you need is a light jacket"
Miss Congeniality. Der.
96. are sea cucumbers cucumbers?
No, they're radishes.
97. who would win a race: you or an ostrich?
The ostrich would peck my eyes out first, and then procede to win the race. Love those little bastardos.
98. knock knock
whose there?
_[WOAH!]_
__[Woah]____ who?
_____[Totally]_______
fill in the blanks
99. your halloween costume?
Weeeeelll. It started off as an idea to be posion Ivy. Then I saw this scimpy shiny woman's Robin costume, and I'm like, WOAH, skimpy and Shiny! But it wasn't cheap, so I think I shall be dominatrix minnie mouse.
100. your favorite person
a) coco tutu
I told you already, loser. =P
101. notice you answered question 100 twice?
Yes. And I still stand firm on my previous answer
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