“I’m absolutely thrilled to have [Perez Hilton] on my good side … I don’t know what I did to get there, and believe me, I make an effort not to do anything stupid in public for fear of the wrath of Perez! It’s not that hard, actually. Just have some decent manners! Don’t drink and drive or act like an ass in public. I guess this is harder for some than others.”--Dita Von Teese
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