i managed to 'dispense' a large portion of melon lotion on my shirt in a great spot. this was quite a feat, especially considering i got it up near my shoulder, in a most conspicuous place. 'how is this possible' you ask? all that is required is to sit on a seat that is low to the ground, position the bottle about 6in above you on an overhanging counter-top, then press the wee dispenser button (o marvel of human engineering) quite harshly. ;) wait... maybe i shouldn't be telling you this.
here are a few of my current loves:
music of the 1970's, particularly of the jesus movement:
the look of vines on buildings. mmm. especially honeysuckle: http://www.springvalleyroses.com/artwork/birds/honeysuckle.jpg
and those blue norwegian stockings with toe detailing: