heey SHailyy here!
i have spent the majority of my summer watching and rewatching this show aka one of the best things ever to be created!!!
please check out my mom's music video:
Josh: have a good day!
Delivery guy: don't tell me what to do!
Drake: are you calling me a liar?
Josh: I AIN'T CALLIN' YOU A TRUTHER!
Josh: I repeat stuff for emphasis! EMPHASIS!
*runs over Oprah and looks at Drake*
Josh: I RAN OVER OPRAH!
*Susan kisses Josh and Drake walks in*
Susan: EW!! Josh! what are you doing?! I am Drake's girlfriend!
Josh: Drake! this isnt what it looks like! (on the side: dear L-rd thank you for my first kiss! AMEN!
Josh: shavin in the bathtub! shavin in the bathtub!
Drake: Last week Josh challenged me to see who could hold his breath the longest.
Josh: We had this contest to see who could hold their breath longer. After two minutes...
Drake: I won.
Josh: I lost...consciousness.
Drake: I was breathing through my nose the whole time.
Josh: Oh, and then there was the milk challenge.
Drake: I bet Josh my allowance that he couldn't chug an entire gallon of milk, but he did it. I lost.
Josh: I threw up.
Drake: He puked.
Drake and Josh: It was worth it!
Josh: eighth planet from the sun!
Drake: they have eight now?!
Drake: Hey, could you stare at my guitar for me? I gotta pee.
Josh: You want me to stare at your guitar...for you...while you pee?
Drake: I could pee in here.
Josh: I'll stare.
Helen: You made Crazy Steve quit?!
Josh: You hired a guy named Crazy Steve?!
Helen: Had to. Long story. Not pretty. I've been trying to fire him for two months, but he's just so-
Craig: Can I please take a break?
Crazy Steve: YOU WILL TAKE A BREAK WHEN DORA FINDS HER WAY TO THAT BANANA TREE! COME ON, DORA, IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE! ABRE LOS OJOS! COME ON!!
Crazy Steve: COME ON, DORA! ANDALE! ANDALE! MAS RAPIDO! YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER?!!
Crazy Steve: COME ON, DORA! YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE MAP! DON'T ASK ME!!
Crazy Steve: COME ON, DORA! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!
Craig: [Breaks the crank] It broke! The crank broke!
Josh: Hey Drake, wanna take a cooking class together?
Drake: [from another room, in a high-pitched voice] Sorry, Drake moved to Australia.
Josh: That's not even an Australian accent!
Drake: Yes it is...fromage! :)
Josh: That's French!
Drake & Josh: MEGAN!
Drake & Josh as Rabbis: pip pip da doodly doo!
Josh: Look! She was Miss New Jersey.
Drake: There's a NEW Jersey?
Crazy Steve: YOU ATE MY ENCHILADA!
AND THE OH SO CLASSIC....
Drake & Josh: HUG ME BROTHA!