Editor's Note: If I had the time to wrestle with the outrage that Sucker Punch engenders in me, I wouldn't have any time left over to run a blog. Fortunately for me, Zoe Chevat did all the wrestling I could have asked for. Don't get me wrong; I love an excuse to slaughter allegorical giant samurai as much as the next Terry Gilliam fan. I like a good mecha fight, I don't mind trading in my gothic fishnets for a bronze raygun every now and then, and I am certain that Jon Hamm's chin remains as chiseled as ever, no matter what size screen it's on. But I remain, knowing very few details beyond what I've seen in the trailer, disinclined to fork over a wad of sweaty single bills to see Sucker Punch.