Fairytale Fight Club

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I've finally finished the collection with Princess's much appreciated help!
 
~ Fanfan as Rapunzel. Flowing, endless hair that doubles as a whip/lasso when mace is not in use.
~ Marzi as Dorothy Gale for obvious reasons. A possum named Toto and a basket full of "goodies."
~ Allee as Wendy Darling, again obvious reasons. But she becomes Wendy the Pirate King.
~ Duckie as Snow White. I'm not sure how you'll feel about this, love, but I know how much you love your snakey and bunnies (rabbits? I don't even know the difference), so in my mind that translates into you being a badass Snow White who sets her animal friends on unsuspecting or offending people who crosses her path.
~ Vampy as Alice. The flamingo will likely turn into a croquet mallet with spikes.
~ Princess as Sleeping Beauty. Darling, you get a halberd because they are awesome.
~ Hannah as Tinkerbell. I tried to think of something else, but to be honest in my head I keep associating you with Puck/Tink... likely because of that one LHC contest when you made that kicking androgynous Tinkerbell.
~ BC as Belle/Beauty. A mirror seems kind of lame, but it's not so lame when searing lasers come flying out of the tip and a pointy little blade slides out of bottom of the handle!
~ Trip as Scheherazade. I had a hard time trying to pick a fairytale character for you love, but when I finally decided, this one made the most sense to me. An ornate kukri knife for you - the internets tell me these are wicked sharp and similar to machetes.
~ Lady as The Little Mermaid. No more of this falling in love with land mammals, helllll no. Now they fall in love with you, whenever and wherever you want to, because you've been reborn as the freaking queen of the ocean. A royal spear and a conch shell which contains your voice (since you had to kill the Sea Witch to get it back before she could return your voice to you) that allows you to call upon your loyal marine army.
~ Ash as Goldilocks. Goldilocks, in this version, is actually an assassin who belongs to the assassin's guild, The Three Bears. The only female member of the Three Bears, Ash prefers more to-the-point methods of getting the job done (that being with her favourite golden gun, Goldilocks) unlike her guild brothers, though she does leave their signature trademark at the end of each job: a half-eaten bowl of porridge.
~ Lauren as Cinderella. A shady past, Cinderella has been bouncing from one Prince Charming to the next at an alarming rate, but no one can say how she gets away with it. Hidden pockets in her dresses containing god-knows-what and assorted types of throwing knives, Cinderella travels from land to land with her trusty companion and bodyguard, The Fairy Godmother (who is not actually a woman, but might actually be a fairy of sorts). When some of her princes turn up dead, no one conveniently seems to notice at the small punctures marks in their bodies which almost match the size and shapes of throwing knives.
 
Original doodles: (http://interluxetumbra.tumblr.com/post/19380915534/just-a-bunch-of-rough-sketches-and-what-we-have)
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14 comments

kitschywitchy
Wrote one year ago
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS OH MY GOSH

semper-eadem
Wrote two years ago
@dearbette Thanks love! It's perfect! :)
 
@princess70xox Naturally. ;D

princess70xox
Wrote two years ago
Can the halberd double as a frickin' laser beam?! I kid. This is fantastic :Db

heyjudebb21
Wrote two years ago
this is so cool! I cant wait to see the rest of them!

fleetingfanfan
Wrote two years ago
This is beyond brilliant. Rapunzel with a mace! I love it so much. :D

cutandpaste
Wrote two years ago
lol. sooo awesome. LOVE this idea!!! lol rolling off my chair in thoughts of what this could bring on.

dearbette
Wrote two years ago
Hope this helps too http://www.polyvore.com/jaques_solomon_croquet_mallet_roller/thing?id=53023954 I have found another one which you may prefer but I can't get the bloody thing to clip!

dearbette
Wrote two years ago
Great sketches, really. Such a good idea.

vampirkaninchen
Wrote two years ago
Ooooooh! I'm squealing with delight, semp! This is amazing! Super duper amazing and enchangtinly badass and maybe we should all publish our 'revised' fairytales for young ladies. Just aww.
 
Plus, I talk to all my family's pets. And they do understand me, and sometimes give me a cat-y 'oh please' look. Why should that be weird again? ;)

marzipanniers
Wrote two years ago
Oh, Semper. Good lord. This is entirely perfect.

semper-eadem
Wrote two years ago
@ducktape I was really worried you wouldn't like it, but singing aside I think you'd be the raddest most badass Snow White this side of Happily Ever After. I talk to animals like they're people, so you're not alone. Perhaps your snake is deaf? I would keep trying. And Thanks! :) I seem to be quite good at drawing things fairly small and making them look half decent, haha.
Can't say as I do watch it. Is it any good?

tripmywire
Wrote two years ago
I'm so excited to see who you choose for me!!! So excited!!!

ducktape
Wrote two years ago
ALSO, do you watch Once Upon a Time?

ducktape
Wrote two years ago
Oh, how fantastic!
At first I did go 'Snow White, really?' because I always think of singing squeaky snow, but then you mentioned the animals and I remembered I live in a zoo. And I do talk to them. All the time.[ I tried to speak parseltounge earlier with unsatisfactory results. ] In fact, there is a bird crawling all over me as I type. ALSO, your doodles are super adorbzzz.

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