[TGOPP] Tulip Greensley
The noise of giddy girls just back from a shopping spree at Citronelle filled the hallways. That red haired girl, Sage, came running from the opposite side of the long corridor. She peered at everyone's bags frantically like a crack head without her pipe. Then it was as if a light switch had been flicked on in her head and she ran out the front doors of Petal Pink. This girl was a trip. I decided to follow her because I needed some adventure in my life. Etiquette school gets pretty dull.
I followed her all the way back to Citronelle, or should I say the bar next to Citronelle. It was obvious what little ginger wanted, especially obvious since she baked cakes with rum in them. She needed her daily vodka fix. I decided to help the poor girl out before she ripped out her long wavy red hair from withdrawals.
"Here!" I came up from behind her, handing her a 2x4 that I found laying on the ground by the construction site on the sidewalk.
She grabbed it and broke the window. "See, and you thought we couldn't be friends," she said with a smile and half out of breath.
"I'll keep look out, you get what you need and get some for me too," I told her.
She took another swing at the glass window and headed inside.
She came back out holding six bottles, "Where can we hide these?"
"Yes, I love Jack! Good job. I have this bag from Citronelle, but we can't hide everything in here," I answered.
"Fuck, what should we do?" Sage panicked. Then she cracked open a bottle of Absolut and started chugging.
"Hold on a sec!" I called out to her while opening up a bottle of Jack. "What kind of friend would I be if I let you drink alone?"
We toasted. "Ahh, nothing seals a friendship like a felony. You don't know how much I needed that," said Sage.
Check out Sage's story, which is like 10 times better! http://www.polyvore.com/its_victimless_crime_like_tax/set?id=11428824