THREE MICE IN A BAR: Three mice were sitting in a bar bragging about how tough they were. The first mouse downed a shot and said, "I play with mousetraps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose, and as it's closin' on me I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times." And with that he tossed down another shot. The second mouse downed a shot neat and said, "That's nothin'. I take those Decon tablets, cut 'em up and snort 'em just for the fun of it." With that he drank another shot. The third mouse tossed down a shot, got up and walked away. The first two mice looked at each other, turned to the third mouse and asked, "Where the heck are you goin'?" On his way out the third mouse turned his head and replied, "I'm goin' home to screw the cat."