Hey it's Gabbie with another tip for you! Here is some funny and clever comebacks for you:)
*someone randomly insulting you*
you: oh hey, can I ignore you some other time?
*a sl.ut insults you*
you: did it hurt? you know, when you fell from the sl.ut tree and banged every guy on the way down.
you: there's no 'I' in sl.ut, but there is a 'U'.
*a guy calls you ugly*
you: i guess the reason your di.ck is so small is because you shoved 3/4 of it in your personality.
*you ask your mom for something and she says 'do you think i'm made of money?*
you: isn't that what 'mom' stands for?
*a girl posts a picture and the caption says 'i'm ugggllyyyy*
you: I agree.
*anyone insults you*
you: your mom's chest hair.
you: here, let me toss the imaginary f*ck I gave. go fetch!
*someone calls you mean*
you: I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
*someone you don't like tries talking to you*
you: do I look like a people person?
*someone asks how they look*
you: whatever look you were going for, you missed..
*person insults you*
you: what 5x0
you: thats the amount of f*cks i just gave
credits to @thetipsquad
*remember dont be too mean about it if you're not being serious. (: Lots of love my darlings!