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Get OSBORNE and feel secure in the knowledge that you can work fast and efficient and beat that guy across the hall in the (other) cubicle.
 OSBORNE, the future of buisness as you know it
 To order your OSBORNE personal buisness computer call 1800-555-shity ass tech now or mail us at 616 you are a sucker Blvd Ohio..

.or you could just wrap yourself in plastic and mail yourself to hell now because thats what it will be like to own this thing

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