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Gossip Girl Quotes!*♥ (:

In honor of G.G, the 100th episode of Gossip Girl, I’m composing a list of who knows how many quotes from the show. Hope ya enjoy (:

It's only been two years since we left here, and it feels like twenty.
-Dan

Wait, just tell me that no one's trying to stop a wedding, run a Ponzi scheme, give anybody fake cancer, or turn into a justifiably vengeful townie.
-Eric

He needed a hot wife to impress his partners and I wanted a loft and a legacy at Yale for Milo. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get drunk enough to make you all seem interesting.
-Georgina 

You don't come to me with any complaints about anything. You too happy. Content. I'm worried you join cult.
-Dorota

"A hot lifeguard is like Kleenex! Use once and throw away. You couldn’t ask for a better rebound!"
-Blair 

"You know my mom: if it's not broke, break it."
-Serena

"You guys have been dating since kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal."
-Chuck Bass

Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature."
-Chuck 

Hey, way to be forgotten!
-Dan, to his dad

This isn't Congress. Accomplish something!
-Blair

What have we here? Bed unslept in. Hair in missionary disarray. Yesterday's dress with today's shame all over it.
-Blair

You can tell Jesus, the bi*ch is back.
-Georgina

"Spotted - Chuck Bass losing something nobody even knew he had. His heart."
-Gossip Girl

"Sometimes you need to step outside, clear your head and remind yourself of who you are. And where you wanna be. And sometimes you have to venture outside your world in order to find yourself. As for me, I'm happy right where I am. I only wanna be with you. xoxo ... Gossip Girl"
-Gossip Girl

If you're here to deliver more humiliation, Dorota can 
sign for it.
-Blair

A man with nothing to live for is capable of everything.
-Chuck

Not only am I manly and rugged, but I also have mad browsing skills.
-Dan

Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bi*ch around here.
-Blair

This means war, Blair. Me versus you. No limits.
-Chuck

I wouldn’t worry about Chuck. Any normal summer he's drunk on some island where polygamy is legal. Given everything that happened it makes sense he's gone rogue.
-Serena

Miss Blair, I de-friend Mr. Chuck on Facebook and in life. But it is pretty romantic thing he's doing.
-Dorota

Oh, I can tell you're up to something. Please, let me in on it. I haven't been this bored since I believed in Jesus.
-Georgina 

When Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.
-Dan

Poor Daniel: so little time, so many s*uts to defend.
-Chuck 

I’m Chuck Bass.
-Chuck

Last year, I believe Nate had an original thought. It died of loneliness
-Dan

Medusa wants her withering glare back.
-Dan, to Blair

She's best friends with this girl Blair Waldorf, who is basically everything I hate about the Upper East Side distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bon-mot-tossing, label-whoring package of girly evil.
-Dan

I'm not a stop along the way, I'm a destination.
-Blair

Game recognizes game, little J. But you have to show more respect. This is the last time I've helped you. Next time you cross me, I won't be as forgiving.
-Blair

Chuck Bass, I do believe all your years of underage boozing and womanizing have finally paid off. Truly, I am proud.
-Blair

Prohibition never stood a chance against exhibition. It's human nature to be free. And no matter how long you try to be good, you can't keep a bad girl down.
-Gossip Girl

Forgive me father for I have sinned… After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly twenty minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God. Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic. But losing my virginity to Chuck Bass? None of my friends will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment.
-Blair

Whoever thought monarchy was dead didn't realize it just changed zip codes. So, what will it be, Nate? Blair Waldorf's hand or your father's head?
-Gossip Girl

Oh, sweetie, you did not tell me that she looks like that. This is such a problem.
-Blair, about Vanessa

Chuck, you know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire. But, these butterflies? They’ve got to be murdered.
-Blair

Speak of the devil and he doth appear -- wearing his trademark scarf. Careful, B, hell hath no fury like a Chuck Bass scorned.
-Gossip Girl

If you don't pull it together, I'm gonna go Naomi Campbell on you.
-Blair

S: You cannot date Bart Bass. 
L: You just said a moment ago you didn't care who it was. 
S: That was before I knew who it was. 
E: He only has one facial expression. He scares me. 
S:And he raised Chuck, that scares me.
-Serena, Lily, and Eric

You got your dream girl, your story in The New Yorker. Maybe you should just die now.
-Jenny

You really can be damned if you do, screwed if you don't.
-Dan

B: Game over. 
C: Game's not over until I say it is. 
B: Then have fun playing with yourself.
-Blair and Chuck

There are three things we do alone. We're born, we die, and if we're a high-school junior headed for college, we take the SATs.
-Gossip Girl

Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.
-Blair

You can tell us anything. We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast Club.
-Blair

B:Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo. 
C:Several times.
N:I had sex with you at a wedding while I was her date. Once.
C:I'm Chuck Bass.
-Blair, Nate, and Chuck

D:This is so weird. I don't normally do plots against people.
B:Don't worry, virgin. I'll talk you through it.
-Dan and Blair

I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
-Blair, to Chuck

C:I thought you might like to meet my friend. 
B:Why, so she can warn me about the effects of too much Botox?
-Chuck and Blair

I have to present myself as a crown jewel, surrounded by other slightly flawed gems, but quality stones nonetheless
-Blair

Three words, eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
-Blair, to Chuck

Notice how my voice didn't go up at the end? Not a question.
-Blair

The first day of school's draft day. Blair and her merry band of psychos are going to be on a tear. They categorize girls into two groups: projects or victims. Girls with potential to become little mini-Blair-ites become projects and total losers, and the girls who have potential to threaten social order become victims. I was a project last year and we all know how that turned out.
-Jenny

D: As strange as it sounds, I'm here to see you. I know we don't like each other. You think I'm a boring sheltered nobody— 
C: I don't think of you.
D: Oh, right, of course you don't. But I've been thinking of me. I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. I need to experience new things. 
C: Are you gay?
-Dan and Chuck

Don't ever go to high school, Dorota. The girls are spoiled, stupid and ungrateful.
-Blair

Girl: I read about you on Gossip Girl. You're like the devil. 
C: Finally, some truth in advertising.
-Chuck

I am Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly is me.
-Blair

B: How did you come up with these? 
D: Facebook. I joined few groups.
-Blair and Dorota

B: Your dad wrote you a letter? You have to read it. 
N: Yeah, aren't you curious what it says?
C: I think I can guess. ‘You're a disappointment of a son. I'd die of embarrassment if I wasn't already. Why do you wear so much purple?’
-Blair, Nate, and Chuck

It's so hard finding obedient minions.
-Blair

D: Uh-oh. Is it war? 
B: Yes. But this one will be different.
-Dorota and Blair

With friends like these, who needs armies?
-Blair

Ladies you can give your tiny brains a rest. Once again the world has proven that anything you can do, I can do better.
-Blair

It is old Miss Blair, new Miss Blair. Like it was old Miss Serena, now new Miss Serena. Very hard to keep track.
-Dorota

V: God, I'm hungry. Why do rich people insist on tiny food? 
D: Well, that's how they stay rich. They only buy small food.
-Vanessa and Dan

G: I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel. 
B: That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!
-Georgina and Blair

B: Oh, God. You're Nate Archibald.
N: And you're Bree Buckley. 
B: You pulled my hair during Clinton's inaugural ball. 
N:Your redneck cousins tried to water board me at the Easter Egg Hunt on the White House lawn.
-Bree Buckley and Nate

There's a reason we never went downtown. It's awful. The minute you cross 14th Street, people forget there's a class system.
-Blair

G:Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.
B:You mean he dumped you because he found out you were Satan.
-Georgina and Blair

Look, I care about three things, Nathaniel: money, the pleasures money brings me, and you.
-Chuck

Look, I know things. I've been to Europe. Chuck Bass is my best friend.
-Nate

Doing the right thing takes courage and strength. At least that's what I've heard.
-Blair

Come on, Cece's heart pumps secrets and gin.
-Dan

We’re talking about Georgina Sparks. Her hair lies!
-Vanessa

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-rayhanaa (:
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