Gossip Girl Quotes!*♥ (:
In honor of G.G, the 100th episode of Gossip Girl, I’m composing a list of who knows how many quotes from the show. Hope ya enjoy (:
It's only been two years since we left here, and it feels like twenty.
Wait, just tell me that no one's trying to stop a wedding, run a Ponzi scheme, give anybody fake cancer, or turn into a justifiably vengeful townie.
He needed a hot wife to impress his partners and I wanted a loft and a legacy at Yale for Milo. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get drunk enough to make you all seem interesting.
You don't come to me with any complaints about anything. You too happy. Content. I'm worried you join cult.
"A hot lifeguard is like Kleenex! Use once and throw away. You couldn’t ask for a better rebound!"
"You know my mom: if it's not broke, break it."
"You guys have been dating since kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal."
Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature."
Hey, way to be forgotten!
-Dan, to his dad
This isn't Congress. Accomplish something!
What have we here? Bed unslept in. Hair in missionary disarray. Yesterday's dress with today's shame all over it.
You can tell Jesus, the bi*ch is back.
"Spotted - Chuck Bass losing something nobody even knew he had. His heart."
"Sometimes you need to step outside, clear your head and remind yourself of who you are. And where you wanna be. And sometimes you have to venture outside your world in order to find yourself. As for me, I'm happy right where I am. I only wanna be with you. xoxo ... Gossip Girl"
If you're here to deliver more humiliation, Dorota can
sign for it.
A man with nothing to live for is capable of everything.
Not only am I manly and rugged, but I also have mad browsing skills.
Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bi*ch around here.
This means war, Blair. Me versus you. No limits.
I wouldn’t worry about Chuck. Any normal summer he's drunk on some island where polygamy is legal. Given everything that happened it makes sense he's gone rogue.
Miss Blair, I de-friend Mr. Chuck on Facebook and in life. But it is pretty romantic thing he's doing.
Oh, I can tell you're up to something. Please, let me in on it. I haven't been this bored since I believed in Jesus.
When Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.
Poor Daniel: so little time, so many s*uts to defend.
I’m Chuck Bass.
Last year, I believe Nate had an original thought. It died of loneliness
Medusa wants her withering glare back.
-Dan, to Blair
She's best friends with this girl Blair Waldorf, who is basically everything I hate about the Upper East Side distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bon-mot-tossing, label-whoring package of girly evil.
I'm not a stop along the way, I'm a destination.
Game recognizes game, little J. But you have to show more respect. This is the last time I've helped you. Next time you cross me, I won't be as forgiving.
Chuck Bass, I do believe all your years of underage boozing and womanizing have finally paid off. Truly, I am proud.
Prohibition never stood a chance against exhibition. It's human nature to be free. And no matter how long you try to be good, you can't keep a bad girl down.
Forgive me father for I have sinned… After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly twenty minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God. Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic. But losing my virginity to Chuck Bass? None of my friends will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment.
Whoever thought monarchy was dead didn't realize it just changed zip codes. So, what will it be, Nate? Blair Waldorf's hand or your father's head?
Oh, sweetie, you did not tell me that she looks like that. This is such a problem.
-Blair, about Vanessa
Chuck, you know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire. But, these butterflies? They’ve got to be murdered.
Speak of the devil and he doth appear -- wearing his trademark scarf. Careful, B, hell hath no fury like a Chuck Bass scorned.
If you don't pull it together, I'm gonna go Naomi Campbell on you.
S: You cannot date Bart Bass.
L: You just said a moment ago you didn't care who it was.
S: That was before I knew who it was.
E: He only has one facial expression. He scares me.
S:And he raised Chuck, that scares me.
-Serena, Lily, and Eric
You got your dream girl, your story in The New Yorker. Maybe you should just die now.
You really can be damned if you do, screwed if you don't.
B: Game over.
C: Game's not over until I say it is.
B: Then have fun playing with yourself.
-Blair and Chuck
There are three things we do alone. We're born, we die, and if we're a high-school junior headed for college, we take the SATs.
Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.
You can tell us anything. We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast Club.
B:Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
N:I had sex with you at a wedding while I was her date. Once.
C:I'm Chuck Bass.
-Blair, Nate, and Chuck
D:This is so weird. I don't normally do plots against people.
B:Don't worry, virgin. I'll talk you through it.
-Dan and Blair
I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
-Blair, to Chuck
C:I thought you might like to meet my friend.
B:Why, so she can warn me about the effects of too much Botox?
-Chuck and Blair
I have to present myself as a crown jewel, surrounded by other slightly flawed gems, but quality stones nonetheless
Three words, eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
-Blair, to Chuck
Notice how my voice didn't go up at the end? Not a question.
The first day of school's draft day. Blair and her merry band of psychos are going to be on a tear. They categorize girls into two groups: projects or victims. Girls with potential to become little mini-Blair-ites become projects and total losers, and the girls who have potential to threaten social order become victims. I was a project last year and we all know how that turned out.
D: As strange as it sounds, I'm here to see you. I know we don't like each other. You think I'm a boring sheltered nobody—
C: I don't think of you.
D: Oh, right, of course you don't. But I've been thinking of me. I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. I need to experience new things.
C: Are you gay?
-Dan and Chuck
Don't ever go to high school, Dorota. The girls are spoiled, stupid and ungrateful.
Girl: I read about you on Gossip Girl. You're like the devil.
C: Finally, some truth in advertising.
I am Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly is me.
B: How did you come up with these?
D: Facebook. I joined few groups.
-Blair and Dorota
B: Your dad wrote you a letter? You have to read it.
N: Yeah, aren't you curious what it says?
C: I think I can guess. ‘You're a disappointment of a son. I'd die of embarrassment if I wasn't already. Why do you wear so much purple?’
-Blair, Nate, and Chuck
It's so hard finding obedient minions.
D: Uh-oh. Is it war?
B: Yes. But this one will be different.
-Dorota and Blair
With friends like these, who needs armies?
Ladies you can give your tiny brains a rest. Once again the world has proven that anything you can do, I can do better.
It is old Miss Blair, new Miss Blair. Like it was old Miss Serena, now new Miss Serena. Very hard to keep track.
V: God, I'm hungry. Why do rich people insist on tiny food?
D: Well, that's how they stay rich. They only buy small food.
-Vanessa and Dan
G: I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel.
B: That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!
-Georgina and Blair
B: Oh, God. You're Nate Archibald.
N: And you're Bree Buckley.
B: You pulled my hair during Clinton's inaugural ball.
N:Your redneck cousins tried to water board me at the Easter Egg Hunt on the White House lawn.
-Bree Buckley and Nate
There's a reason we never went downtown. It's awful. The minute you cross 14th Street, people forget there's a class system.
G:Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.
B:You mean he dumped you because he found out you were Satan.
-Georgina and Blair
Look, I care about three things, Nathaniel: money, the pleasures money brings me, and you.
Look, I know things. I've been to Europe. Chuck Bass is my best friend.
Doing the right thing takes courage and strength. At least that's what I've heard.
Come on, Cece's heart pumps secrets and gin.
We’re talking about Georgina Sparks. Her hair lies!
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