Yes I did just do the fancy brackets heart thing.
YOU CAN NOT STOP ME!!!!
Warning I'm about to write about mye xtremely strange dream
which is really weird and awkward and strange
I'm not crazy .-.
i swear. o.o
or i think at least.
i shouldn't be o.e
So I have a couple things to write about.
First I'll write about my dream. Which is weird. but yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
There's this kid, who I've always wanted to write about on polyvore, because he drives me absolutely INSANE. Correction. I WANT TO STAB HIM WITH A BASKETBALL KIND OF INSANE. How do you stab somebody with a basketball? I'm yet to discover the answer to that as well.
I've just always forgotten or never got the chance, I think I've brought him up a couple brief times.
Especially, when DECENT people, fall for him. They loose respect points. Because he's that DHSAKFSHDKFAHFLKSADFKLHAL.
Let us call him "Waters"
Because now that I think about it, he may or may not have an extreme resemblance to Augustus Waters.. T_____________T
Okay. So let's rewind to year 7.
My extremely bubbly, girly, kind of terrifying, friend ......"Shania" runs over to us during art.
"guys! GUYS ! GUYS! GUESS WHOOO IIIII LIIIKEEEEEEE!!?!??!?! ♥"
Sheila "I have a crush too."
Shania "You'll never guess. ^_^"
Sheila "I think I might."
Shania "It's WATERS. HDSOFILJASHFKLAH ♥"
Me: "WOAH. Really? He's so quiet."
Shania: "I Knooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww, that makes himmm soooo muuuchh cuuuteeerrrrrrrr, he's soooooo adorableeee!!!!!"
Sheila: ".....Yep. We have the same crush .-----."
Me" WHAT? YOU TOO.
and that. My dear readers, is when the "Waters" obsession started.
I was surprised, he's been in my class for the past three years, and I've seen him around for a long time, he had a nice face, I'd just never imagine him as a crush type.
It was just weird.
I don't know what really triggered it, maybe it was that the end of the year was coming soon, and spring was in the airrr---i'm just going to shut up. lolol.
Suddenly all the girls in year seven fell for him.
I mean there were some reasonable ones, like Me, Jaeres, the twins, etc
But then there were Sheila and Shania, who during gym class, would run behind him, giggling like crazy.
To be honest, I felt kind of left out.
It was like *brainpunch* Why can't I fall for him. Then I could be included .-.
But I couldn't. Because I didn't like him...and I have the slightest habit to hate whatever people like.
I CALL IT ORIGINALITY.
CAMMIE CALLS IT IDIOTIC STUBBORNESS.
But I never hated Waters at the time.
He seemed respectable.
-____- Shania's b*tchy popular friend, began flirting with Waters.
I was about to hurt her.
With a baseball bat.... D:<
"HEEEEEEEEEYYYYY WAAAATERRRRSSSSS ♥" Shania'sevilpopularfriend would cry out as we all walked down the stairs, "SHANIAAA HASS SOMETHING TO TEELLLL YOUUUUUU ;)"
"Hahahahaha, that's weird, right? Shania, has like this, crazy crush on you. I mean. weird."
Waters "lol weird."
me: -_______________- *brooding silence*
and then year seven ended, and in the beginning of year eight.
I discovered, (what a surprise) that SHANIA'S EVIL POPULAR FRIEND WAS DATING WATERS.
Like a girl code.
THERE IS A CODE.
OR THERE SHOULD BE
Shania got in a lot of shit too because of it :/
Because a bunch of other B*tchy girls really liked him, they'd attack Shania.
I was so mad.
They legit said:
O-M-G Shania! Like, w-t-f are you doing, you should be blonde, because your so dumb. lol.
in art class.
and I was like -i will not throw this eraser at them, i will not throw this eraser at them, NO INSTEAD I WILL CRUSH THEIR FACES-
and Dianne was like -_____- that's stupid. Juliet's blonde and she has a 98 percent average in social studies, and language arts. (which is crazy because the teachcer was really strict)
and the ironic thing was.
The girl who said it.
Anyways eventually the whole thing passsed~~
and Waters became an immediate popular kid, and they broke open his shell, and he became a dou.che
It's just. crazy.
HOW POLISHED HIS FACE IS.
HIS FACE IS LIKE.
a young james bond~
but he just has a really good face.
and that drives me crazy
because I currently want to stab him with a basketball.
Waters is too cliche.
DON'T FALL FOR HIM.
DON'T DO IT.
So I had a dream.
and we were in the same group to do something at school.
and so we went outside.
and he was just being a complete dou.che
and so I lost it.
and I began screaming at him.
and telling him I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU ASHGDFLKHADSFKHSADFLKASHDFKLAHFLKHLASLKDFHALK
--real mature i know :3--
and so we were on the tennis court, so I grabbed a tennis raquet and was all like
I CHALLENGE YOU.
so we played.
and I kept attacking him violently with a tennis ball.
and the bell rang.
So i was all like
THIS ISN'T OVER.
I WILL CRUSH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because I am an extremely spazztastic person who gets mad easily when people don't follow moral conduct.
Like: NO. DON'T POST A PICTURE OF SOMEBODY. AND WRITE MEAN COMMENTS ON FACEBOOK. BECAUSE I WILL COME AFTER YOU.
Or. don't be a douche to a smart kid who may be annoying and extremely nerd like.
OR I'LL BITE YOU.
Don't make fun of her because she doesn't have a supermodel body. I'll bite your face.
JUST DRIVE ME CRAZY.
HAS NO CONSCIENCE.
Then later in the hallway at lunch.
he pulls me aside
and he's all like
Want to go play tennis.
(this is extremely strange because in real life, I SUCK at tennis. My friends and I always miss the ball, and fall over, and end up laughing and giving each other loser high fives.)
and i was all like HECK YEAH.
im gonna beaaat cheeewww~
So we played again, and I began barging into his personal life.
Calling him a jerk.
and then asking questions about himself.
and asking about his little sister.
which got him really mad and moody when I asked about his little sister. and he stormed off.
and I was like. o.o uh oh... o.o
and so then I talked to him later, and turns out he's this really deep intellectual who's depressed about life.
and I was like OOOOOOOOO:
and it was all wonderful because we began to get along after talking about depressing things~
which is weird LOLOLOL
but that's okay.
I was happy x3
Because he wasn't just some stupid jerk.
He was a cool kid who nobody understood :')
(I'm a sucker for misunderstood nice faced guys.T____T Ohgod I'm such a loser.XDXDXD)
and then I woke up.
and I was like DAMMIT.
HE'S A JERK AFTERALL.
except i was sick .-. so I didn't go to school.
So I went back to sleep.
I was at school.
totally convinced this was real life btw.
and I was walking past him in the hallways, giving him the evil eye, because he wasn't a deep intellectual, he was just apopular kid.
and he was all like, hey, do you want to go for a walk?
and i was like OOOOOOOOOO:
BUT I WAS DREAMING.
So we do, and I begin to call him may, because I actually didn't remember his reall name LOL I just know it started with an M.
Which he didn't mind.
and he was wearing a trench coat and a hat, just like George in the art of getting by
and I just hung out with him,
and we became one of those misunderstood couples
and I loved him x']
he was so cool :']
and then I was like
WHAT IF THIS IS A DREAM.
and I was like, wiat no, last dream's locations were all screwy, the tennis court wasn't even there,
and these locations and areas are right (that was a lie they weren't but when your sleeping you can't really tell.) Okay, cool. this isn't a dream.
became apparently joined
with a mall,
and I would walk around there, and skip class
and get in trouble
just because I was apparently depressed and coudln't work.
and I'd get in constant trouble, and I'd hang around.
and my mom would come in and apologize for my behaviour, and hug me, and take me out of school.
and it was weird.
but i felt pretty loved and sad.
and I went ot this art gallery
I don't really like art.
and so it led to my basement
which i then saw all my drawings I did when I was little
and I was super inspired
and all like I LIED
I LOVE ART
THIS IS WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE.
WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO.
and then we hung out again, and I told him I really cared about him.
and then I woke up.
and I was like.
it was a dream.
and then I was all like okay.
and then I realized.
That my awesome smart and dark and dangerous and moody Waters, in a trench coat and hat
just some jerk
who wears hollister.
and I was like.
WHY WOULD I EVEN DREAM THAT.
I could write a story about this.
so that's what i'm going to do ^_^
I'l write a story.
With people that hurt me, or with people that ignore me, or feeling so hopeless sometime,
All these experiences
can be written into a story
and I can take something bad, and turn it into something useful.
So yeah ^_^
he keeps ignoring me.
and it's really bad.
and it's just.
it's disappointing, and hurtful and annoying.
because I don't know where i screwed up.
and he just.
he COMPLETELY TREATED ME LIKE A TOY.
AND I HATE THAT.
HE FLIRTED WITH ME.
EVEN THOUGH HE HAS AN ADORABLE GIRLFRIEND.
Who's so freaking adorable hsdflahfkasfhl *tears* I love her x3
SHE'S SO CUTE.
back to my freakout.
stay away from my headspace.
There you have it.
My extremely spazzy rant and ramble on things taht don't make sense.
If you read to this point, comment, Honey and Tea
and if you want, tell me one of your bizarre dreams with students from your school/class/etc
Thanks for reading and putting up with my strange-ness.