♡ ; misery buisness - paramore
♡ ; set number one hundred sixty nine
♡ ; 8/4/14
♡ ; Top Set! #jessicastopsets
So, you'll never guess what happened to me today! Mark your calenders everyone, because today marks the first time that Jessica Luxington Cahill was called a sl-t by a male! What an expireince it was! Let me tell you exactly what happened...
I went to the mall with my Uncle and we were just walking around and bought some stuff from h&m, then we went to the food court to eat Chik-fil-a. (Before some of you start saying that it's bad to go there because they're homophobic a--holes, my Uncle is gay and he eats there all the time and doesn't care if our family does the same.)
I was waiting for my food and some guy walked up to me (he looked 16) and said 'Hi'. I of course am a mean b-tch and when strangers talk to me, I give them a thin smile, roll my eyes, cross my arms, and turn away from them while shaking my head and giving a huff of annoyment. (Is that a word?)
That's what I did with this guy. He cleared his throat to try to get my attention, but I didn't bother to give it to him. He kept making small annoying sounds but gave up after a while.
I turned to him after a few minutes and asked him kindly, 'What the f-ck do you want?!' he looked really schocked at my cursing (I'm in Utah atm so he's Mormon, and that's probably why.). He asked me if I wanted to go out on a date with him and I rolled my eyes and said, 'No. From the five minutes I've been standing near you, I can tell that you're annoying and clingy as sh-t.' I turned away and got ready to move because our food was ready. But before I had the chance to move, he did the worst thing I could ever imagine, he grabbed my shoulders, pushed me against one of the pillars and said, 'Hey sl-t, can't you see I'm talking to you?'
I was so f-cking scared. I know what you're thinking, 'It's a mall, and you're at the food court, if he did something, everyone would see.' but it's different because of my paranoia. I get scared and feel like crying when my dog barks outside because I think he's barking at someone that's gonna try to kill me. He just grabbed my shoulders and pushed me, and I still think it's kinda foolish that I got scared my something so little, but I have read so many articles and stories that have actions like that.
Okay, so onto what else happened! My Uncle was walking to me at this point, so I grabbed the cup of chik-fil-a sauce on dumped it on his head and on his face. I then pushed him and quoted the most amazing Daenerys Targaryen, 'The next time you put your hands on me, will be the last time you have hands.'
I then walked to our table and ate my food like the fab 'sl-t' I am.
This day was pretty f-cking horrible because of that, but I am so proud of what I did. The sad thing is, I know that this incident is the first of many to come.
Anyway, how was your day?
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