Holy bajolly, I don't even know how to describe the fatigue I've been feeling lately at school. Every morning, I wake up at 5 AM feeling like crap such like my eyes feeling like they've been freshly punched. Then, I stare into my bedroom's wall trying to clear out my mind from all the mental pain of having to wake up so freaking early. I hear my sister shout out "Why are you staring?!" because she doesn't want to be late so then, I get out of bed and take a shower and think to myself "what a horrible day". And it does turn out to be one. Speaking of horrible days, i have to tell you guys about speech class being the most mentally and physically detrimental subject of all time. Public speaking may be the cause of my death in the near future. I don't really know but if you hear that I'm dead before I get out of high school, I will tell you one thing and one thing only "Speech did it." 

Speech is an a-hole. I mean, the teacher's an a-hole so that basically makes the whole subject an a-hole. In the class of a-hole this quarter, we have to do spawning. Spawning is what i call hell because in spawning, you are tasked to pick out a piece of paper which has a random topic written down for you to talk about IN FRONT. 2 minutes for preparation and 2 minutes to speak about that topic you've chosen out. You must have an introduction, body, and conclusion. It's an oral essay in 2 freaking minutes. It's seriously one of the scariest things ever. Pretend, you got the topic "chicken", you have to make some essay on a poop like: 

Poop is a necessity in every man's life......[insert crap here] << Introduction

Pooping is when you release all the toxins from the body.... [insert lots of crap here]<< Body

Therefore, pooping is good for you.... [end the crap here]<< Conclusion
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