Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances…..
 
While attending a Marriage Weekend course, Jim and his wife, Julie, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'

Jim leaned over, touched Julie's arm gently, and whispered, "Homepride, isn't it?"

And thus began Jim's life of celibacy......


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lisa-r
Wrote 4 years ago
Thanks everyone, so glad it gave you all a laugh :-)

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Wrote 4 years ago
Congrats on your win - adorable!!

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LOL!!! Congrats on your win darlin'!!!!

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excellent!!! =D congrats, darling!!!!

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