“I don’t think my memory of that night is ever coming back.”
“Do you want me to hit you on the head with a coconut? It works on Gilligan’s Island.”
"You love me."
"Yes, I do."
“Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, English and Maths.”
“Why does ice cream go with a broken heart?” Karma asked. “Because if you eat enough of it, it freezes the heart and numbs the pain for a bit,” Emma replied as she took another scoop of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
"sometimes people don’t want to hear the truth because they don’t want their illusions destroyed."
“you can‘t promise yourself that you‘re not going to fall in love with someone. I‘m not exactly a relationship expert, but I don‘t think it works that way”
“It's not my fault I can't be like you, okay? I don't get up in the morning thinking the world is one big, shiny, happy place, okay? That's just not how I work. I don't think I can be fixed.”
"Letting go. Everyone talks about it like it´s the easiest thing"
“You look disappointed to see me Emma," Karma teased. "Don't you like my jacket?”
“This is what happens when you try to help people. You get screwed.”
“Can we get out of here?" Karma asked
"Your chariot awaits." Emma joked
"In the form of a blue Ford ute?" Karma curved my brow.
"But of course," Emma said in an over-the-top French accent.
"Sacre blur, bad accent alert!"
"Wow," she said, "Le rude?"
"Le hurt." Emma clutched his heart.
“You can't force love, It's there or it isn't. If it's not there, you've got to be able to admit it. If it is there, you've got to do whatever it takes to protect the ones you love.”
“But what? You love him, and he loves you”
I shake my head. “It’s not that simple.”
“Then let me put it another way. A gorgeous boy is in love with you, and you’re not even gonna try to make it work?”
“Have you ever met a man who looked so damn delicious that you wanted to sop him up with a hot buttermilk biscuit and inhale him in one gulp?”
“Why, yes, I have,” Karma said.
That was a shocker. “Really? What happened?”
“I married him.”
“And now Bridget is begging me to watch Dora the Explorer with him. I understand that millions of kids love Dora and have learned to read or whatever from her show. But I wouldn't mind if Dora fell off a cliff and took her little pals with her” Emma said