“I don’t think my memory of that night is ever coming back.” Emma moaned into her book
“Do you want me to hit you on the head with a coconut? It works on Gilligan’s Island.” Karma suggested
“I have a problem." Karma rushed past Kendall into their room
"Well, hello to you, too." Kendall smirked
"I'm serious." Karma said as she sat down on Kenny's bed
"Congratulations. You haven't been serious about anything in a very long time.”
"Bastard." Karma said
"You love me." Michael joked back
"Yes, I do."
“Our Father, who art in Heaven, Halloween Thy Name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive the breast passers, and forgive the breast passes against us and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.” Karma and her households
“Hey,” Kendall said. “You guys get any sleep?”
Karma just held up her massive coffee cup. “Does this answer your question?” as Lily and Karma managed to redo a deleted project
“Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, Science and Maths.” Kendall said
"How could you not think he likes you? He’s constantly trying to talk to you and he will drop everything just to help you. He’ll go out of his way if it means he gets to walk with you a little longer. He never stops complaining about how busy he is but always seems to have time for you. It’s all these little things, but he probably is thinking the same thing you are, that you don’t like him, you both really like each other, but neither one of you can see it." Lily said
“I miss him,” Karma whispered to her best friend that was on the other side of the line, “I miss him whenever we don’t have school. I miss the sound of his voice, the way he touched me as if it was normal, and the way he would take little glances at me as I pretend to not notice. But, oh god, I do. I miss the way he calls my name, so unlike anyone else, the way he smirked at me, so distracting, and the way he slowly slides his hand down from my shoulder to the side of my body, so intensifying.”
“Oh my god,” Emma squeals, “you love him!”
“No,” she refuses, “I don’t love the man. I said I missed him and the things he did, but if he came walking through that door right now and tries to swipe me off of my feet, I simply won’t go.”
Emma giggled, not believing a single thing she was telling her, “I doubt that.”
“I said I missed him, I missed him being in my every day life and the little things he simply did, but I do not love the man because I can’t accept his flaws.”
“What may his flaws be?”
“He is my teacher. And I am his student.”
“Love has no boundaries.”
“Yeah, well, this one does.” Karma sighed
“Why does ice cream go with a broken heart?” Karma asked. “Because if you eat enough of it, it freezes the heart and numbs the pain for a bit,” Emma replied as she took another scoop of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
“you can‘t promise yourself that you‘re not going to fall in love with someone. I‘m not exactly a relationship expert, but I don‘t think it works that way” Kendall said when Karma
"Letting go. Everyone talks about it like it´s the easiest thing" Karma said to Emma
“Why are you so mad at him?” They asked.
“Because its easier to hate him than to love him. It a easier to scowl at him and turn my head away then to stare at him and think about how I’ll never have him. It hurts less to hate him” Karma sighed
“Love is overrated,” she says. “It always leaves you feeling empty in the end.”
“But don’t you think it’s worth it?” Harry asked
“No,” she replies. “Not if it destroys who you are.”
“You look disappointed to see me Emma," Karma teased. "Don't you like my jacket?”
“This is what happens when you try to help people. You get screwed.” Holly said when Karma shut her out
"We just have to get through this part." Emma said to Karma as she pulled her in for a hug
“But this part hurts.” Karma broke down
“Shall we?" Karma asked
"Your chariot awaits." Emma joked
"In the form of party bus?" Karma curved my brow.
"But of course," Emma said in an over-the-top French accent.
"Sacre blur, bad accent alert!"
"Wow," she said, "Le rude?"
"Le hurt." Emma clutched his heart
“Are ye hungry?" Karma asked, her voice soothing.
Luke's stomach growled. "I could cut the heart out of a stag and eat it raw."
She chuckled. "Fortunately, we do no' have to go to such extremes.”
“You can't force love, It's there or it isn't. If it's not there, you've got to be able to admit it. If it is there, you've got to do whatever it takes to protect the ones you love.” Lily said to Karma when she refused to admit that she still loved Xavier
"You've got to be kidding me" Harry said as Buzz his dog did a poo on the training floor
"You may want to house train him first" Karma laughed as she walked behind him
"You got a poo bag?" Harry laughed in awkwardness "I'm already worried about you and I hardly know you" she said as she handed him a bright pink one which Harry then used to pick it up
"I'm Harry, Harry Styles" He said
"I know, I'm Karma, Karma Jones"
"I know" Harry smirked
"Is it just me or does she look just like Peggy Mitchell" Harry whispered into Karma's ear during class which made Karma burst out laughing
"Anything you'd wish to share Miss Jones"
"No miss, sorry" Karma gave Harry the 'stop it' look and he stuck his tongue out
"Are you proud of who you’ve become?“ Harry asks Karma. "Yes,” she sighed, “but that doesn’t mean I’m proud of why I’ve become this person."
“Shut. Up," Lily squealed. "You have a date with Niall?" She giggled and covered her mouth. "Shut up, shut up, shut up! Tell me everything."
"I can't do both," Karma pointed out.”
“Did you just say ‘frolic’?” Fabian questioned
“Is it not a word?” Karma raised an eyebrow
“Who the hell says ‘frolic’?”
“I say frolic. And more people should.”
“They should say frolic or actually frolic.”
“Both.” Karma said to which Fabian smirked
"I can’t believe I miss this place. I really can’t. I thought that leaving, going to university, making a new life for myself… I thought I would forget about this place within a few short months. And I really, really hate to say it, but I missed it. I missed the parties a few miles out of town, and actually knowing people at football and basketball games and all these stupid people that only every talked about me or my family or whatever they could make up about me. I missed this stupid place.
But only because I made the mistake of leaving my heart here last time." Karma said as she walked around the campus late at night with Fabian
“People go to LA to "find themselves", they come to Scotland to lose themselves .” Fabian joked about Karma's lifestyle
“God! The sexiest three words in the English language, 'you were right'. What woman doesn't love to hear that?” Fabian said as Karma laughed
“I'm not that hard to get to know, really." Fabian flashed me a quick smile. "But you... I think you've made an art form out of deflection and self-possession.”
“When did you get all insightful?" Karma asked.
"I have no idea," Fab admitted.
"I don't like it."
"Me, either. Makes me feel like a girl. Don't tell anyone." Fabian said before bursting out into a fit of laughter with Karma
"Why are you so angry at him?“ Fabian asked. "I’m not,” Karma tells him, “That’s the thing, I am no where near mad at him, and I could never hate him for all he put me through, and the fact that I don’t blame him, that’s why I’m angry, just not at him."
“But what? You love him, and he loves you”
I shake my head. “It’s not that simple.”
“Then let me put it another way. A gorgeous boy is in love with you, and you’re not even gonna try to make it work?”
“Say it, woman." Emma screamed
"It. Woman." Karma said slowly
"God, you're a pain.” Emma replied
"You’re falling for him,” Karma said, matter of factly.
“No, I’m not! He annoys me, and I hate him, and that’s the way it always has been and always will be!” Emma's voice raises slightly at the end.
“You’re not falling for him. Oh, no sweetie. You finished falling a while ago. You’re in love.”
Karma grins, because she has known this would happen for a long time.
“Alright, you got me. Maybe when he smiles at me my chest hurts a little, and maybe when his eyes meet mine I feel like the most special girl in the world, but it doesn’t matter. He’ll never love me back.”
“I don’t know,” Karma grins.“He just might.
“Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you.” Karma said
“I almost saw your boyfriend naked this morning.”
Karma laughed at the look on Holly's face. “I don’t know what to say to that, you’re welcome?” Karma giggled
“Have you ever met a man who looked so damn delicious that you wanted to sop him up with a hot buttermilk biscuit and inhale him in one gulp?” Lily said as they watched X Factor drinking tea and biscuits
“Yes, I have,” Karma said.
“Really? What happened?” Lily smirked
“I married him.” Karma bit a massive bite out of her biscuit
“And now Bridget is begging me to watch Dora the Explorer with him. I understand that millions of kids love Dora and have learned to read or whatever from her show. But I wouldn't mind if Dora fell off a cliff and took her little pals with her” Emma said
“I think we need to come up with a child-friendly phrase for f-u-c-k off." Fabian whispered to Karma
"Duck off?" Karma suggested
"Exactly. Fabby, duck off, you sarcastic dastard.”