KFC and Thongs

I had KFC for dinner (YUM!) and today I almost bought a thong. Almost. I ended up chickening out. I want one though, I just don't want to have to go and you know, buy one because then people at the store can see that I own a thong. I'm odd, I know. I want one though because I have an amazing butt. Wow, that sounds more cocky than I mean to be. XD I just want to be able to tight pants that show off my butt without VPLs because I always feel so awkward when I have those. o.O