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Well, today was just another normal day in the life, except...

I was standing in the hallways, just looking around putting off the moment to go into math class, when I saw a guy. He kinda caught my attention, well, in fact he would catch anyone's attention since he was wearing bright pink pants. He also was walking in a funny way, kind of like if he had a wedgy. It had to be Ernie.

I burst out laughing by myself, which he heard and he came over. "I want to LOL too." he said.
"Listen...Ernie.." I started.
"You know my name?" he asked as if I was a saint.
"Umm, yeah, so, what scares you the most?" I asked. I figured that at some sort of convention he might attend, they would ask wierd questions so I wouldn't be wierd if I asked him starge questions.
"Well, duhhhhhh, termites." He answered.
I held in my laughter and just walked away. Noah, I found the solution to your problem, we are going to need some termites!!!


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