okay, so here's what happened with my auntie. it was great except for the end - we spent the day shopping and i got to see lady gaga in concert! that was... interesting... definitely not what i was expecting, but neither is lady gaga. so it works out i guess. and then we went to this chinese place at 4 am. they had ice cream. madness ensued. (actually i ended up with blue teeth from purging so much. bad habits die hard.) and that was it. very fun.
 
okay, jaymie jaymes, you will be receiving a giant box of fortune cookies (i took a few but they all had the same fortune inside wtf?), some chopsticks, and a disco stick. (a real one, not a metaphor). also, i have an idea for your stalker problem. take some pictures of him when he's not looking and send them to me. trust me, i know what i'm doing. -zoe the evil mastermind