morning love ... i say... recognizing the gate attendant... "hi hon" she replies wearily... "its overbooked you know" mock disbelief in her voice.... i nod..."yeah let them have my seat" i say nodding toward a family that is stressed out cause Dad doenst have a boarding pass yet..."alice and i have all day we will grab the next one" she smiles and tickles alice behind the ears... alice yawns up at her and goes back to sleep... "you're a doll" she says & darts over to give the family the good news... i dig around in my briefcase and find my club pass...once inside the bartender fills my starbucks cup with his fresh brew.... i find a seat.... alice yawns again... i pull out my mac ...open up Polyvore.... and put together a set of exactly what im wearing... wow...is that cool OR creepy that nearly everything on my body is available as an image online???
The gate attendant comes in to find me...."i upgraded you to first class" she smiles... "and here's a free ticket for next time...its good for one year ..umm..but then you know the drill....thanks again" she smiles ... i slide the ticket into my briefcase.... tell her its no problem... and make a mental note that i havent paid for a ticket allllllll year....
guess thatsjust....
life in the fast lane...with a stripper name...
xoxo