"Positive reaction, more distance, more attraction, interaction."
~Electronic Lover, Goldhouse/Breathe Electric
Ahhhh I just met Lauren Conrad last night!
I was so awkward and stupid. I regret not talking to her more, regret not asking more questions. But I wasn’t really starstruck. I didn’t scream or jump or anything crazy. I was just excited. And every single thing I wanted to ask her flew out of my brain when I had my chance to talk to her!
Lauren: *opens my book then stares at me waiting for me to say something*
Me: Hi, I love your dress!
Lauren: I love your sparkly top/blouse! (I can’t remember which one she actually said) *she says while signing my book*
Lauren: *stares at me, expecting to say something more or ask*
Me: *does NOTHING but smile and get my book*
Lauren: Have a nice night!
Me: Asdkghjgdhgsdkyoutooansfhfshthanks (or something like that! I had no idea what to say. I am so retarded. I need help.)
AH IT WAS SO AWESOME. FIRST TIME I EVER MET A CELEBRITY EVERRR!!!
Then my friend went after me:
Friend: Hi, so do you always do your own makeup?
Lauren: *with an air of pomposity* Oh yeah, *she opens the book* I’ve been doing my own makeup this whole book tour.*signs*
Friend: Oh okay, thanks. *gets book*
Lauren: Have a nice night! *smiles fakely*
SHE IS SO PRETTY, LAUREN LOOKS LIKE A BARBIE DOLL. Blonde long, wavy hair and she had perfect makeup and dainty jewelry and a nice light blue dress and nude heels.
PICTURES ON TUMBLR SOON.
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