"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow."
"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?"
"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
"It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.."
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
“And what in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y Fronts was that about?"
"What's up? If it's massive spiders again I want to eat breakfast before-"
"That treacherous old bleeder! Hermione, you're a genius, a total genius, I can't believe we got out of that!"
"Blimey, Neville, there's a time for getting a smart mouth."