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markblemish
My sperm was crudely extracted against my will during an abduction, I had no choice in this matter and must say I feel rather violated.
lablanchenoire
@melina-333 This is a very bad story. Inspector Blemish @markblemish who is the biological father of the hybrid baby had sent them back to the Uranus. But I am sure that they will come back *hehe*
melina-333
Langsam wirds unheimlich in deiner Gallery, obwohl, wenn selbst die Außerirdischen schon zu Besuch kommen, spricht das nur für deine Gallery! ;D
lablanchenoire
@ninthhorcrux I didn't tag you, this ist the 2nd tag. The first one was this:
>>>@ninthhorcrux Why?>>>
So, I can say, that I am confused now! Tell me, what is your problem!?
ninthhorcrux
Why am I tagged?
lablanchenoire
@marastyle Dankeschön, liebe Mara :) @ninthhorcrux Why?
ninthhorcrux
I'm so confused
marastyle
@lablanchenoire Danke für die Aufklärung, schön das du das arme Ding fütterst..;-) Urlaub war sehr schön, zu Hause ist aber auch immer schön..;-) Freu mich auch euch alle wieder zu sehen..;-)
lablanchenoire
@marastyle Toll, dass Du wieder da bist, ich freue mich darüber. Die Alien Lady ist am Essen, sie spielt nicht Frisbee. Das ist eine schlimme Geschichte, der Inspektor hat Mutter und Kind zurück zum Uranus geschickt. Dabei ist er der leibliche Vater des Kindes *hihi*
marastyle
Sehr kurious, spielt Frisbee mit Donuts, ich mag Franky Boy!
lablanchenoire
@dmiri Also, ich vermute, dass die Alien Lady irgendwann zurückkommt. Der Inspektor ist ja der leibliche Vater des Kindes. Deshalb wollte sie nicht zurück zum Uranus. Aber das lassen wir ihn jetzt nicht hören, er wiegt sich in Sicherheit *kicher*
dmiri
hiihi die Story geht weiter - ))))))
markblemish
;-)
lablanchenoire
@akchen @firstclass1 @amceren @markblemish Thanks all of you for this great fun and laughing at this absurd story.
Let's see whether the Alien Lady one day will come back. Oh, and what did I hear? Inpector Blemish is the biological father of the alien baby? Therefore, the baby has hair on his head and not a bald head as the mother. So Inpector Blemish, I would not have thought such a thing of you *giggle*
You have made it easy, and have simply sent the two home, even have you been hiding in Mexico, so that you don't must undertake obligations. Shame on you, Inspector *hehe*
markblemish
My theory is that @amceren did not have a cold but rather was allergic to the aliens and not that they are gone, she's better. Oh, and I couldn't be the babies father as it doesn't have my good looks ;-)
akchen
oh @amceren that´s fine, that you´re better now :D ... let´s clean up together ;DD *cheers ... also was so amused about this, thanks @lablanchenoire & the others ... ohoh, the baby lost it´s father ... maybe it´ll come back some day when it´s adult ?
amceren
@firstclass1 @akchen @markblemish @lablanchenoire thank you all for including me in the laughs, and for wishing me well. :) i am feeling a little better now, must've been the coffe & donuts :) i will help Blanche with clean this time!! how about a bottle of wine with cleanup?
amceren
@lablanchenoire so when will you tell him, he is the real father of the alien baby? @markblemish haha
firstclass1
Oh well ... no happy-end :O ??? too bad :( ... but ok, Inspector @markblemish has done what he thought would be the best for him, we will see if this was the right decision ;) !!
Mrs. @amceren get well soon !!!
Mrs. @lablanchenoire and @akchen : I'm with you and drink a cup of coffee now ... puuuuhhh, it really was an extremly violent story ( but so much to laugh about !!) - thank you all for the funny entertainment :)))
akchen
sorry, I´m not the charlady ... nonono!!! ;) .... I have an antiquarian bookstore and can deliver you books about everything ... I only helped ONCE and you think I´m the charlady ;(( .... ok ok, here @amceren YOU get the donuts, sorry Inspector @markblemish .. crumbles all around OMG OMG, have to put them away !!! ... but I´m not the charlady here ... I only helped TWICE ... *;)
lablanchenoire
@markblemish @akchen @amceren Thank you, Mrs. Akchen for the coffee. I need it now, about the bad news that the Alien Lady and her cute baby have left our planet and are on their way to Uranus *blanche hits angry with the walking stick down everything what her stuff done. some artworks crash into pieces on the floor* I'm badly disappointed Inspector Blemish @markblemish *hehe*
I need a schnaps in my coffee and a cigarette (̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅()ڪے
Lady Amceren Get well soon :)
Now, this story has no happy end (◕‿-｡) Inspector Blemish you can come back from Mexico *lol* Mrs. Akchen clean up the rooms *hehe*
akchen
ok, then you maybe take the lying around donuts for become healthy @amceren .. but first waiting for the others to ask ;))
amceren
@akchen @markblemish i don't know about you, but coffee and donuts work any time of the day:))
akchen
good morning *giveacoffeetoallwholikesit ... oh, Inspector @markblemish was really activ ... more than I expect from an inspector ... now they are away ... hope, the alien lady isn´t that sad about this refusing .... healthyness for @amceren :) ... what about the donuts now, lying all around ??
markblemish
@amceren, I hope you feel better soon. I'm hiding out in a trailer in Tijuana, Mexico until the alien and her infant have left the planet. I feel I will be safe there from unwanted matrimony and fatherhood.
amceren
@lablanchenoire concur with @akchen, wig & clothes, lots of makeup, heels always work :) i am not sure if @markblemish will marry unless he is heavily "medicated" >hihi< maybe Dr.@firstclass1 could help him out? sorry i missed all the prosits, i have fallen ill with a cold :( <3
markblemish
I've bought a car seat for infants that is resistant to G-force and designed to work in low to no gravity. I have also located the aliens spaceship, it needs air in the tires and the windshield washed but that will only take a few minutes and then they will be on their way home to Uranus. Now I must sleep, it's 2:18 PM here in the U.S. and I need my beauty rest.
lablanchenoire
@akchen @firstclass1 Asch irsch scheid dosch alle plöööötsch *blanche has swallowed her dentures once more* plöööötsch verschteschd irsch dasch? *gacker*
Wo ischd mein geschiss? Where are my dentures? *hihi*
firstclass1
hahaha :)))) I'm down under now *hicks* ... and of course I've another bottle for you, my dear @lablanchenoire *hihi* ... a big Prosit to all of you and have a gooooood night !! See you tomorrow *hicks*!
akchen
oh, danke für die Einladung :) ... einen hau ich noch weg und dann ab in die Heia - Gute Nacht an alle ♥ nighty
lablanchenoire
@greeneyz Thank you, I love Frank Sinatra as well :) My stories are pure fantasy, and I have a lot of imagination. And important to me is the funny thing. We can laugh at the comments. Anyone can participate, if he feels like it :)
greeneyz
oooooooooooooh frank! What a genious singer! I had all of his music collection!
How do you come up with theses stories..so unuasal.. I like it! :)
lablanchenoire
@firstclass1 That's what I suspected, Dr. Firstclass, you are completely drunk and have a boozy breath, that's a scandal, my dear! *whisper mode on* Do you have a bottle for me too hehe *whisper mode off. No more of that, we have a decent gallery and do not dive (in Deutsch Spelunke).
@akchen The same is true for you, Mrs. Akchen *if they only knew that I do every 3 months an alcohol withdrawal in the closed ward of a mental hospital hehe*
akchen
omg, you all drink ... me too *cheers wit bred wine ... äh red .... ok, she will not metamorphose with a kiss ... so sad .... she could have been delelop so fantastic .... but ok, a wig and some hot clothes may change @markblemish s oppinion ... does it ?
firstclass1
*hehe* ... hicks ... and *prosit" to you too :)))) this will be a very nice evening today !!
lablanchenoire
@firstclass1 Have you been drinking too much AGAIN, Dr. Firstclass???
*blanche attracts a high brow and looks critically at dr. first class. slapping with the walking stick on the table so that it goes to pieces. this can not continue, alcohol is prohibited in the workplace. blanche gets a bottle of gin from the back corner of a shelf* ----- Now I need a bottle of schnapps *hehe*
firstclass1
haa haa haa :))))) ech cha nömme :))))) the whole story is just too funny - sorry ladies, I know about the dramatic and the serious situation ... but ... I can't find the right words anymore !!!
lablanchenoire
@akchen I'm sorry to destroy the illusion that the Alien Lady turns a kiss into another being.
But, as already mentioned, they will look ravishing with makeup, cool clothes and a wig. The figure with the narrow waist looks really hot * hehe * Inspector Blemish @markblemish has a girlfriend in the U.S.. But not anymore, he will move on my estate in Switzerland and mary the Alien Lady and adopt the sweet Baby. You know, some men before the wedding get the heebie-jeebies (Fracksausen in Deutsch) *cackle*
akchen
the only thing I understood in my limited english is, that Inspector @markblemish doesn´t want to marry the alien lady, but maybe he can JUST kiss her, so we all could see into what she will transform ... maybe his girlfriend allows this simple kiss .... and then they can both adopt the alien-baby-girl as well .. to tell just to remove the donut out of the bed is to simple, a real inspector needs to help more ...
lablanchenoire
@emavera Thank you, my wonderful friend ! I cut apart the alien and reassembled. That went better than I thought :) Are you for it too that Inspector Blemish marries the Alien Lady? *snigger*
@firstclass1 @amceren @lore-l So, you all are for it that Inspector Blemish marries the Alien Lady?
Inspectot Blemish @markblemish you have no chance, you see. You have to separate from your girlfriend. That's an order! I offer you an apartment on my exclusive estate in Switzerland. Then you do not need to fly back and forth. Here you can see the apartment:
http://www.polyvore.com/apartment_for_rent/set?id=55046118
and here is my estate:
http://www.polyvore.com/eine_einladung_zu_mir_nach/set?id=48044491
You can not hide the rest of your life in the broom closet. The changing diapers is part of your job as a future family father. Well, now is the end of this whining, you get it? * cackle *
emavera
Fabulous set, dear! You put your Alien up! :))
firstclass1
@markblemish : Inspector, the examination is already done ... so you can start on relocating the aliens :)))) I wonder about the result ... ;)) !! Info to the galery-owner @lablanchenoire : es kommt alles wie es kommen muss *hihi* ... lassen wir uns überraschen !!! Hab einen wunderschönen Tag ♥
lore-l
uaaaaaahhhaaa!!!! ich weiß nicht was ich sagen soll.... erst mal Herzlich Willkommen in der Donut-Chaoten-Gruppe! :) hihihi... auweia. aber das kleine hat schon schöne Haare. arg. Ich weiß nicht, zum Glück ist die Etage ja ganz weit oben..... da ist die Luft ja etwas anders... oder nicht vorhanden?
markblemish
@amceren yes and the aliens could sustain themselves on nothing but stale donuts and Slurpees and so 7-Elevens make perfect sense. Now excuse my while I hide again.
amceren
self-medicating? @markblemish i am not sure what doing that in a broom closet would solve this situation. 7-Eleven, are they still around?
amceren
@lablanchenoire @markblemish well, i hope he saved some of those "hot" donuts, because i think he will need them.... hihi ROFLOL if he will have to be married to her... and all her parts... ahem, well where the devil is the Inspektor?
markblemish
A donut in bed! There will be crumbs and perhaps roaches or ants. I will have to talk to the alien mother and tell her this eating in bed, especially in the gallery is not acceptable. Still, I don't think my gal would approve my marrying an alien and so maybe I could find her a nice home in one of our convenience stores, I was thinking in a 7-eleven my the magazine racks. That sign can either be removed or explained to gallery patrons as post modern art. I'll get started on relocating the aliens as soon as Dr. @firstclass1 has given them their examination. I imagine @amceren was confused by the donut eating baby and has hid herself in the broom closet. Oh wait, she's back, never mind. Anyways, I think I will go into hiding. I did not become a Doktor and inspecktor to change filthy alien diapers. If that broom closet is finally empty I'll be in there, self medicating.
lablanchenoire
@akchen @firstclass1 @amceren I fall off my chair laughing about your comments.
*whisper mode on* You have secrecy, you have to abide by professional confidentiality. They may use not in all public laugh and tell how it into the lower parts and the inner corridors of the alien lady looks and smells. Inspector Blemish may not know this, or he no longer appears here in the Gallery gaggle *whisper mode off*
Well done, Dr. First Class, then we can tell Inspector Blemish, mother and child are healthy and eat both with a good appetite away his donuts *teehee*
Oh, Lady Amceren, there you are, thanks God! You suddenly disappeared and we were worried. But where the fuck is Inpector Blemish? *snigger*
amceren
@lablanchenoire okay, i am back!! ch erinnerte mich an das letzte Mal passiert mit dem Donuts, und ich wollte nicht in eine wiederum alien, especially with that butt!!! >hihi< @markblemish did we find him yet? how can he sleep through this emergency?! he must understand that upon his marrying this creature, the baby will wake up all through the night. donuts cannot be left in a baby's bed, this is not good. these are things a new father should know :) LOL
firstclass1
@akchen : EXACTLY :))))) he is ... indeed ;)) !!! A good night to all you "european" Ladies @lablanchenoire @lacas ... and the others @wintermoon @markblemish aso! <3 It's so much of fun with you ... !
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Room 590811, Floor 5'900 - A Baby...
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Frank Sinatra - Fly me to the Moon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQR0bXO_yI8&feature=related
Inspector Blemish @markblemish you need as quickly as possible to come to the gallery. Since an alien baby is in the room and the Alien itself is still there. The alien seems to be female being . Because it seems to be the baby's mother. The alien eats donuts and the baby already has a donut in his bed. Now, we cannot send the mother and her baby back. This is too dangerous for both.
You have to take mother and child to your home. The Gallery is not the right place for a baby. It takes a loving environment. I suggest you to marry the mother and adopt the baby *rofl*
On the top of the door, a shield has been hung. A sign with the simple word "Donuts".
But before then, Dr. Firstclass @firstclass1 should examine the baby and the mother.
Lady Amceren @amceren was previously still in this room and fled, now we can not find her anywhere *hehe*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQR0bXO_yI8&feature=related
Inspector Blemish @markblemish you need as quickly as possible to come to the gallery. Since an alien baby is in the room and the Alien itself is still there. The alien seems to be female being . Because it seems to be the baby's mother. The alien eats donuts and the baby already has a donut in his bed. Now, we cannot send the mother and her baby back. This is too dangerous for both.
You have to take mother and child to your home. The Gallery is not the right place for a baby. It takes a loving environment. I suggest you to marry the mother and adopt the baby *rofl*
On the top of the door, a shield has been hung. A sign with the simple word "Donuts".
But before then, Dr. Firstclass @firstclass1 should examine the baby and the mother.
Lady Amceren @amceren was previously still in this room and fled, now we can not find her anywhere *hehe*
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