run this town

If GD's the Ace (of Clubs -- 'cuz he's a party animal lol) & CL's the Queen (of Hearts -- her smile could melt any frozen heart, just sayin'), then wouldn't Teddy be the King (of Diamonds -- he loves his bling)?
 
Agh... this didn't quite turn out the way I wanted it to, but it'll have to do for now. It's a bit messy, but... then again, the idea itself was a bit messy and rough to begin with. Not sure if I'll try to fix it up later, but... /shrug