Santa You B.itch Oh Theres Only One Thing That I Truly Wish, I Wish My Old Girl Wouldve Never Kissed St. Nick

i saw 'em dancing under misteltoe thought it was nothing but i guess i didnt know that there was something going on with them. santa, you player i thought that we were friends
THE MAINE/ SANTA STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND
 
MERRY CHRISTAMS! Aaaahhh its christmas first off i would just like to say im not trying to sound like a spoiled brat but i find it ironic that im the only one in my family who made a xmas list and i didnt get one thing from it, that being said i loved my gifts i got: a spiked shouldered ombre sweater, spiked and sequined knicker like shorts, $75 itunes giftcard, 2 pairs of headphones, the book Musicophilia, Assasins Creed 3, a board game, mad magazine, a bears flashdrive, and a new electric guitar! I also think its hilarious that my dad but a pair of scissors in my stocking as one of my gifts. Anyways i'll probably spend the rest of my day on the computer, playing my new guitar, and beating my sister at Clue. And im changing my username cause when i picked this one out i just needed a name and thats the first one that popped in my head so ya...
Happy Holdiays!:)