The name's Sherlock Holmes. I'm 36 and I live in Baker Street, before you start being boring, let me make it clear that I'm here because John my flatmate made a flippant remark (he rarely thinks before he speaks) about my inability to 'play nice' even with virtual people.
I am a Consulting Detective, the only one in the world, I created the position. Don't feel bad if you don't understand me - it simply indicates that you're as average as the next person and by extension; boring.
If by some miracle there is anyone out there who's not boring - then I will endeavor to 'play nice'.