collab with the moustacho master @sarahstardom
"Do we have to do this?" I asked looking over at Liam who was now pacing impatiently. "Yes you were the one who complained about wanting to make sure they don't hurt each other" Liam said with a sigh.
"And i sent him a text 15 minutes ago and he still isn't here. Is he going to ignore me now that he has a girlfriend?" he said looking slightly hurt.
"A little." I said moving closer to him "But Scott has had to deal with us as a couple for a while now Lee."
"Fine." he said still frown. "Suck it up sweetheart."
"I will if you suck.."
"Did you hear that." I said one because i heard something and two i really didn't want him to finish that sentence.
"Hear what?" he said looking around the room. "I think i heard Scott talking." I said moving closer to the door to see if i could hear anything.
"They call you too?" Yes , I was right Scott was here and i am assumed Ally was as well. I opened the door grinning at the pair. They showed up. Excellent.
"Sit, young ones" Liam grinned, standing across from my bed.
"You're only a couple months older than me" Scott pointed out as he sat, Ally sat on his lap. I grinned a little , so cute.
"And that is irrelevant Scott." I said in a sing song voice grinning over at him and Ally. "Oh good when she uses that voice something bad is about to happen." Ally warned.
"No it doesn't."
"Yes it does." Scott dead panned. "It usually means you and Liam have been scheming together."
"We don't scheme Scott." Liam said "And why are you two automatically assuming the worst in us. We are perfectly pleasant people." Liam said , I nodded along. That's my boy.
"I don't think you and perfectly pleasant should ever be in the same sentence" Ally said to Liam who looked offended and was shooting Scott the really her look? "You made me put down my book for nothing" Ally spoke quietly, frowning.
"Forget about the books for one moment" Liam said pointing at Ally with his index fingers. I really had to teach the boy how to subtle and not to be mean.
"We care about you both and don't want you doing anything silly" I began sweetly , yeah that is how you do it Liam.
"Look if it is about your shirt , Liam said to use it otherwise..." Scott began. I looked at Liam tilting my head , eyebrow raised. "My shirt?" I asked. He looked away quickly.
"Not that Scott , You and Ally. To make sure you and Ally don't do anything silly." Liam said looking annoyed. "Ally doesn't do anything silly." Scott said confused. I sighed deciding i will deal with the shirt issue later and move on.
"We are talking about you as a couple , you..." I was going to say something more descriptive but taking out on Scott wasn't right. I took a deep breathe before i started again "You are so new to this thing."
"Aria no offence but i think we can handle it." Ally started.
"Ally, have you ever actually been in a relationship?" Liam questioned, I looked over at Ally looking down , I could see a small flash of hurt on her face. I had no idea why but he always seemed to show his bad sides infront of Ally. "I think my point is proven" he spoke, trying not to seem proud but failing just a little. Hmmm. I'll make him apologise later.
"Ally, he didn't mean it th-" I began , Scott hugging her a little tighter to attempt to reassure her.
"Have you never seen Mean Girls?" Liam paused, "you have sex, get pregnant and die." I really shouldn't have let him watch that.
"You bought me here to talk about sex?" She questioned looking over at Liam and I.
"Correction, we bought you both here to talk about sex" Liam nodded.
"I actually didn't want to talk about there sex life." I said waving my hand a little. "I mean i am sure you know where everything goes right?" I asked looking anywhere but at Ally and Scott.
"We agreed to help the puppies." Liam said in a huff. I nodded "But i thought you'd do the sex talk and i would do the other stuff."
"Yes, Aria, I'm not as oblivious as you may assume" Ally peeped quietly, "is this going to take long?" she asked looking embarrassed.
"Ally, we care" I smiled softly looking over at them much easier to do now that Liam was no longer talking.
"Thank-you" was all she managed to say.
"Okay now that we have that out of way can we please start the actually conversation." Liam said impatiently.
"Can we please not," Scott said burring his head into Ally's shoulder
"Quicker you have the talk you can actually put your new found knowledge to action." Liam said rolling his eyes.
"Or they can not. They don't have to rush into anything." I said sweetly.
"I have some class" Scott pointed out, his voice muffled since he had his head buried in Ally shoulder. "I'm not eager like you" he added toward Liam.
"I'm not eager" Liam retorted, looking over at me with a questioning look, I shrugged a little. He could be sometimes but not at the start.
"Liam, Scott obviously likes me for my personality and not just to sleep with me" Ally said quietly.What was she trying to imply here. "Ally, he's a boy" I pointed out, "no offence, Scott" I added with a smile.
"None taken" he spoke, voice still muffled.
"A boy who hasn't got any in a long time." Liam added. "You could be just making out innocently and next thing you know Scott here is ready to go." He said.
"Oh god." Scott complained.
"Away from Scott's apparently uncontrollable urges." I began "You don't know what it is like Aria , I live next to him. Thin walls babe thin walls." He said shuddering slightly.
"Okay ewww." I said raising my hand and shaking my head "What i want to say to you because i really want to get out of here before Liam get's to in detail is that if either of you screw up this relationship i will , If it is you Scott cause lets face it will be give away your lucky baseball and if it is you Ally i will give all your books to charity."
"1. I don't think that'll happen" Ally paused; Scott looking up looking equally as scandalised. "And 2. that's being unreasonable, all my books?"She questioned. Not unreasonable at all. They were both my friends so they weren't allowed to screw up , the only break up they were allowed was a mutual one.
"Yes, all of them"I spoke, nodding, seeming impressed that my point was made. That was quicker than i thought it would be.
"I don't think I want to be around for much longer if Liam's going into detail" Scott spoke, looking over at Liam who now had a massive grin on his face
"This is one of my many expert areas" Liam spoke proudly. I stood from her desk chair, "I'm leaving if you continue because I've said my part and I don't necessarily want to hear your part." It was going to be embarrassing for me. I knew it would.
"We're supposed to be working together, as a team" Liam reminded me.Ally rolled her eyes and went to stand before Liam focussed his attention back on her "Sit now" he demanded.
"I don't think i can contribute to this part hun." I said to Liam who was now standing infront of Ally and Scott a big grin on his face.
"Sure you can you can tell Ally how to do that thing you do with your.." Liam began. "Oh my god shut up Liam." I shrieked "You can't... Just stop before you mentally scar everyone here."
"I think it's a little to late for that Ria." Scott said shuddering a little.
Liam's grin grew more by the moment, if that was even possible, "I'm sure Ally would love to learn, ay, Al" he said turning towards Ally. Ally stood up getting ready to leave, "Thank-you but no thank-you."
"C'mon, Scott'll love it."
"You really need to get a filter on that mouth of yours" I said, "because I'm about to choke you." I said causing Liam to mimic me. Oh he was going to get it.
"Thank-you, Aria" Ally said distracting me, I guess i let the rage get the best of me. "It means a lot to me that you care so much" She said hugging me with a smile. I was honestly suprised she wasn't considering never talking to me again.
"What? No thank-you to the mastermind behind everything" Liam said, throwing his arms up in a defeat like manner. "I mean, I might not have shared my wisdom but I deserve a thank-you."
"I'm glad you didn't share your wisdom with them, Liam" I said as Scott and Ally left. I picked up the pillow whacking him across the head. "What the hell Lee?"
"I though she would (ow) want to know (ow) how to.Seriously Aria stop!!"
"You/ Your a/" I started trying to think of words to describe what was going. "You mention what happens between us in between the sheets , i will never do that thing again."
"Never?" he said pouting slightly.
"Never." I said seriously.
"But it's just Scott." he began to whine.
"Never." I repeated.