Jeff Foxworthy stated it so well.
You might be a redneck if:
1)You have been married three times but have the same in-laws
2) You use your underwear as a bathing suit
3) You have your wedding rehearsal at Hooters
4) Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle
5) You see a sign that says, "Say No to Crack" and that reminds you to pull your pants up
...you might be a redneck.
Those things or if you go around the neighborhood and shoot at people's lawn ornaments.