Catherine "Kitty" Stanton


"Can you feel the heat in here?" Rob screamed as I entered the factory with him, I shook my head because I knew he would only get louder. "I think it's because two pieces of hot meat walked in" he added, causing Big Cat to poke his head out of his office.

"Reow" I added to Rob's statements, walking past Big Cat with Rob beside me. "Hello, fellow kitty cat" I called over my shoulder with a wicked grin on my face.

"Meow to you too" Big Cat said slowly, hesitating why Rob and I were in such a good mood. But to be honest, we were always like this. 

Well, ever since Rob realised how utterly bonkers I was.

"I said 'reow' not 'meow'" I corrected him, pausing in my tracks and turning on the heel of my boot. "Now, we all know who the real big cat is" I laughed.

"You've really brainwashed her, Rob" Big Cat frowned, shaking his head. I shook my head, "I'm normal" I reassured him.

"Yes, normal" Big Cat hinted sarcastically.

"Someone shit in his litter tray" Rob exclaimed, grabbing my arm and dragging me toward his office. I could see through the glass windows that there were people waiting for him. 

Rob pushed open the doors and I saw Jeff, Johnny and a brunette girl. I nodded a 'sup' to Jeff before punching Johnny playfully in the stomach.

"Ooof" Johnny crouched over for a moment before standing straight and catching the breath I had knocked out of him. "You really don't know your own strength, Kitty" he said.

"I'm aware" I shrugged, grinning. "But you've broken your penis, so my punch is basically nothing" I reminded him.

"Right, how could I forget?" Johnny laughed, wrapping an arm around my shoulder. "Forgot your shirt again, today?" he asked.

"Nah, I just like the cool wind on my chest" I said dramatically, laughing.

"Enough about your lack of clothing, Kitty" Rob began. "Since us genius' have created a new reality tv show, I thought that you, Kitty, would need to meet you new female companion" he said.

"I'm marrying her?" I questioned; he had said companion.

"No" Rob laughed, "your new friend, buddy, amigo."

"I get the point" I nodded, holding my hand up as a 'please stop.' I honestly didn't need a list for the word friend. "But you forgot mate" I said, putting on a real fake and thick Australian accent.

"That's cool, you're Australian" the brunette smiled with a nod. "I'm Lucy" she extended her hand. 

I looked at it for a moment before giving her a hug similar to the way Rob enjoys greeting people. Or as he liked to call it, 'the bro hug.'

"Yo, so this is your 'lil sis, Jeff?" 

"Yes, now, take care of her."

"What was that? Lets get hammered?" I paused, "you didn't need to f*cking tell me."
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