H333YYY!! THiS iS PARNi33 ! H0PE Y0U LiKEE MY {{{{R3QUested}}}}}} TiPPiEE ♥

D0 Y0U FiND Y0URS3LF RUNNiNG iNTO TH0SE BLOCKSSS OF W00D PE0PLE UGLi3RR TH@N Y0U CALL D00RS?! W3LL TH3N THiS TiPPiE WiLL HELP Y0U OP3N TH3M !! Y3SSS, tHiS iS P0SSiBLEE ♥♥

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- PUT 0N Y0UR FAVORiTEE UGGiESS;;;;;
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N0W THAT YOU L00K SEXii, F00LL0W TH3SE RULES TO OP3N THE D0000RRR !!

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OO2;;; B3CAUSE THE D00R HANDL3 MiGHT BE YUCKYY && GERMiEE (EWWW!!), Y0U SH0ULD PUTTiE 0N SOM3 GL0ViESSS!!

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PUT *1* Y0UR {{HANDSiES}} 0N THE D00RR. TWiST Y0UR WRiSTiE T0 THE RiGHT (tHiS wAy →) and Y@@NK H@RD T0 0P3N THE D00RiE. iF iT HiTS Y0U iN TH3 FAC3 Y0U'RE DOiNG iT RiiGHTT (eVeN iF iT HuRtS) ! 

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V0iLAA! N0W Y0U KN00W H0W T0 W0RK @ D00RiEE(:
H0PE Y0U ENJ0Y3D MY TiPPi3333~~!!!

L0VVE3333333333333;;;
PARNiEEE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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seddie
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i love this!

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ii STiLL LiK33 C0nFUS33DD?!?!?! M@YB33 @ ViiiD3300 TUT0Ri@L W0ULD H33LP?!?!?!

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haa i laughed my ass off reading this((: i thought it was legit..haa i was wrong

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