- "Clown flats! ...possibly the ugliest shoes I have ever seen in my life." — @lavenderblush
Simply Vera Vera Wang flats at Kohl's - Shop our selection of women's shoes, including these Simply Vera Vera Wang flats, at Kohl's.
- "The toe hole shape on these is just really...weird..." — @lavenderblush
European sizing. Heel measures: 13cm. Platform measures: 4cm. Pure leather. Presented in a Sergio Rossi box. Made in Italy.
- Show your patriotism (and a little skin) in this American Flag jumpsuit. The chic design hugs your curves in all the right places, and we love the strappy, cut-out design in back. Jumpsuit doesn't include any closures, just slip right into it. All measurements are for a small. Length of small jumpsuit from shoulder to hem: 52 inches. Inseam: 28 inches. Waist: 32 inches. 96% Polyester, 4% Spandex. Hand wash cold, hang dry. Made in USA.
- "just awkward looking!" — @lavenderblush
Diane von Furstenberg tan, black and lime-green Elan sandals. Leather and metal sculptural wedge heel measures approximately 100mm/ 4 inches. Leather, rubber. Open almond toe. Velcro-fastening ankle cuff. US sizing. Fits true to size. Take your normal size.
- "This is probably the ugliest swimsuit I have ever seen?" — @lavenderblush
A retro print monokini swimsuit featuring a scoop neck and back with a self-tie. Center ring detail. Hipster style bottom. Removable padding. Elasticized trim. Fully lined. Knit. DETAILS: - Shell: 82% polyester, 18% spandex; Lining: 93% polyester, 7% spandex - Hand wash, dry flat - Imported
- "Embellished butt jeans are just so tacky, and looks like what little kids wore in the 00's" — @lavenderblush
- 60% Acetate, 22% Polyester, 18% Viscose. Trim: 53% Silk, 41% Nylon, 6% Elastane. Lining: 52% Viscose, 48% Cotton. Dry clean. Designer color name: Electric Lime.
- Bring an architectural look to your stems with this vibrant Jessica Simpson style. Evannan boasts a pop of multi color to the upper in a mix of leather and patent. The color flow is simply gorgeous in this style and brings you a 1 inch stacked platform and 5 inch heel. Leather Upper/Man Made Sole. multi-color.
- "Is it weird if i think these are really kind of creepy?" — @lavenderblush
- Sexy Minikleider, Kleider, Jeans, Tops, Clubwear, Dancewear | Nikollection.de | Young Fashion Onlineshop"Those ruffles..." — @lavenderblush
- Inspired by spring's fresh garden blooms, we crafted this sweet floral ring of cheerful yellow resin and gold-plated metal, adding an elegant faux pearl to the center as a final finishing flourish. Opaque resin, faux pearl and gold plated metal. Shiny 12-karat gold plated hardware. Item comes pre-boxed. Imported.
- Emo Cool Story Bro... Tell It Again. Juniors Guido T-Shirt, Big And Bold Funny Statements Juniors ShirtOur Juniors T-shirts are made of a fully machine washable cotton blend for a cool, versatile and comfortable fit every time.
- "sexy." — @lavenderblush
Big Panic jeans, limited edition. Slim fit and oversize detail. Very high waist. Tight bottom. Laminating treatments. 82%Cotton 18%EME.
- Navy Blue Zip Detail Denim Hotpants
- Geek chic Cool Moustasche graphic print t-shirt from Miso. White t-shirt. Lace sleeves. Regular fit. Cute and quirky for those effortless fashion days, this t-shirt can go glam or looks just as good dressed down. Work it into your look and rock that individual sense of style. We're thinking colour block skirt, waist belt and heels for a super, stylish geek chic look - geek glasses optional. Or keep it casual and work this relaxed fashion fit tee with your fave pair of skinnies as part of an easy, everyday jeans and t-shirt combo. Miso Get fun, funky and fabulous with gorgeous Miso clothing. Young, bright and full of personality, the Miso girl is fashion forward and knows how to style prints, patterns and statement clothing whilst still retaining a feminine edge. Choose from catwalk inspired dresses, bold jewellery, and colourful tops, skirts and trousers.
- "This shape is just terrible? it doesn't even look good on the model!" — @lavenderblush
The Nasty Gal Spring Collection is here! Beyond rad aqua swimsuit featuring cutout detailing and buckled straps at front. Plunging back, high cut leg. Stretch fabric, fully lined. Looks super hot with circle shades and platform sandals! A limited edition piece by Nasty Gal! Nylon/Lycra Blend. 25.5" length. Model is wearing size small. Measurements taken from size small. Hand wash cold. Imported.
- You only live once.
- Silk By Malene Birger strapless leopard and floral print bustier dress with centre back zip closure with gathered front detail. This dress features a tiered frill skirt. A size 36 measures 66cm from centre back to hem. Strapless. Tiered frill detail. Leopard and floral print. Danish sizing. Shell: 100% Silk. Lining: 100% Viscose. Dry clean only.
- "tacky" — @lavenderblush
Express yourself with street legal graffiti. Heart-shaped GUESS ring features the company logo in scrawling letters with jet crystal accents. Crafted in silver tone mixed metal. Size 7. Photo may have been enlarged and/or enhanced. This item cannot be shipped to American Samoa, Guam, Marshall Islands, U.S. Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, Palau, or the Pacific Islands. Custom ring sizing is not available for this item.
- Classic wayfarer sunglasses with a hairy twist! Dangling mustache along the bottom. 5.5"l, 6"w, 3.5"h. Content & Care: Plastic. Wipe clean. Imported.
- "Gigantic clydesdale feet are sooo in this season!" — @lavenderblush
Essential lines and super-fashion silhouette for this peep-toe court in lime green suede with internal platform. Composition: Leather S ueded, Leather sole, Cut-out detailing Platform height: 2.3 Inches Heel height: 5.9 Inches.
- This sexy, black club dress with fishnet mesh top and side panels, offers ultimate versatility with it's hot pink, any which way straps allowing for a quick change in matter of minutes!
- "y u spend money on le meme?????" — @lavenderblush
Y U No Guy T-Shirt | Blue T-shirt with popular
- "What?" — @lavenderblush
Hipsta Please One Direction Parody Charcole Racerback Womens clothing. GARMENT 4.5 oz 100% ringspun cotton. SIZING: Tanks are intended to fit loosely over a wife beater tank, bandeau, bathing suit or sports bra. If unsure about sizing order a size larger to ensure a looser fit. AVAILABLE SIZES: S. M. L. XL. 2XL SOLD OUT. SPECS: BODY WIDTH. S 14.25. M 15. L 16. XL 17. 2XL 18. FULL BODY LENGTH. S 26.75. M 27.25. L 27.88. XL 28.5. 2XL 29.13. SHIPPING AND RETURNS: All sale are final due to the custom nature of these garments. All garments are made to order. Please email us with any questions or concerns about sizing. Any custom changes to garment must be made through a separate order. Orders will be dropped off to shipping facility within 5-7 business days of order. (Please note that shipping times may vary based on destination. All orders ship from our screen printing shop in New Jersey) Carolyn Dentz
- "Eugh, these are so clunky and awkward looking" — @lavenderblush
Covered heel measures approximately 160mm/ 6.5 inches with a 60mm/ 2.5 inch concealed platform. Cerulean suede (Calf) Pointed toe, signature red leather sole. Slip on. Designer color: Peacock.
- "I love the 80's as much as the next gal, but this is just too much." — @lavenderblush
This prom dress by miss francesca couture has been crafted from iridescent taffeta with a soft sheen and has been made in the uk. The details include: a deep, plunging v-neckline, structured shoulders, a fitted ribbon belt to the waist, a concealed zip fastening to the reverse and a full prom skirt with a mesh tulle underlay. The dress has been cut with a mini length. About me fabric: 100% polyester. Belt: 73% viscose, 24% nylon, 3% elastane. Lining: 100% polyester.
- Chanel sent a model down the runway for its Spring/Summer 2013 Fashion Week wearing an enormous white quilted ‘purse,’ balanced artfully between two black hula hoops.
- "Weird skin flaps" — @lavenderblush
Thayer revamps a string bikini top with detachable straps that join at a metal ring. Tie the straps behind the neck and around the ribcage for a uniquely sexy look. Lined. 85% nylon/15% spandex. Hand wash. Made in the USA. Bottoms sold separately.
- "Two shitty outdated memes in one? score" — @lavenderblush
- "Always hated the "keep calm and.." meme" — @lavenderblush
Keep Calm and Grow A Stache Tee
- "Jesus christ how horrifying" — @lavenderblush
Fashion designers make some scary swimsuits: The Fashion Police arrest Jeremy Scott's face one-piece, and some other scary swimsuits
- Charcoal cut and sew sleeveless cowl neck dress. Length 78 cm 50% Polyester,30% Acrylic,20% Viscose. Machine washable.
- Not Photo Shopped Tee
- The Fashion Police round up the fashion crimes of the week. Which of these ugly items are fashion crimes, though, and which would you allow to walk free?
- Turquoise and black silk structured blouse gown from Emanuel Ungaro featuring asymmetric neckline, a sleeveless design, a scoop back, a panelled colour block design, two chest patch pockets, a full length layered pleated skirt and a ruffled trim.
- "I don't really like the patterned denim trend, it just looks like something a little kid would wear" — @lavenderblush
The model is wearing 8.
- "Terrible typography" — @lavenderblush
Height: 8.5cm Width: 14.5cm Depth: 4.5cm. Top clasp closure. Metal Legos. Silver plated brass hardware. Suede lining. Made in Italy.
- Sleek, stretchy knit bodycon dress from One Rad Girl. Topped with allover dip-dyed fringe. Wide scoopneck; seamed back. Long sleeves. Mini length. Lightweight. Measurements: Model is 5'10"; is wearing size Small. Measurements taken from size Small. Chest: 30" relaxed. Length: 35"l from shoulder to hem. Content & Care: Cotton, spandex. Dry clean. Made in the USA.
- ABOUT ME: “YOU CAN’T TWERK WITH US” is what would happen if Miley starred in Mean Girls! Get your sass on and show the world your inner Mean Girl with one of the most fetch statement t-shirts around. Wear on a night out with a statement necklace and a pair of high-waisted pants! COMPOSITION: 100% POLYESTER - WASH CARE: 30 DEGREE MACHINE WASH EXAMPLE SHOWN: SIZE S, Hem to Hem 41 CM OR 16' WE DON'T MASS PRODUCE OUR COLLECTION THEREFORE OUR STYLES SELL OUT VERY QUICKLY. This t-shirt is handmade to order and therefore dispatch takes about 2 working days., LOVE Black 'You Can't Twerk With Us' Cropped T-Shirt, 2082TWE001
- "Saggy polyester ruffles just dont look good on anyone" — @lavenderblush
FRILL FRONT SINGLET
- Brown and cream silk blend zebra print dress from Moncler Gamme Rouge featuring a round neck, a sleeveless design, a front zip fastening, a wide white waist band and a feathered hem.
- Multicolored printed silk, mid-blue faded denim. Crossover wrap-effect front, belt loops, three front pouch pockets, two back patch pockets, frayed hem. Exposed zip fastening at back. 50% silk, 49% cotton, 1% elastane. Dry clean.
- "I'm so sick of studs being all over everything" — @lavenderblush
Coverse Chuck Taylor All Star Multi Panel Sneaker. Women's lace-up sneaker. Stud details. Cotton laces with metal eyelets. Canvas lining. Rubber outsole. Lace up closure. Upper: canvas and leather.
- "The text placement is just so bad and unprofessional looking?" — @lavenderblush
This crew-neck jersey tee features 'I need a tan' lettering and a heart graphic at the front. Distressed edges. Short sleeves. Semi-sheer. Brand new sample thus why main label is cut. * 24" long, measured from shoulder. * Fabrication: Lightweight jersey. * 100% cotton. * Wash cold. * Made in the USA.