"Curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal."
If there was a magazine for the show/movie, I imagine this would be how his article would be represented. He's one of my favorite fictional characters that I wish I had around as a friend.
Wash, you're my hero! <3
Dinosaur Art Credit: http://bluestraggler.deviantart.com/art/Firefly-Wash-s-dinosaurs-26576616