This really happened. The Hubster & I were reading in bed last night when I suddenly realized that I had forgotten to remove my makeup. So I popped out of bed, announcing "I'm just going to take off my eye makeup... I'll be right back." He looked at me, with a sincerely puzzled expression on his face, and said "What? You wear EYE makeup?"
Well, in a way it's understandable. I don't wear much: just 3 colors of eye shadow, eyeliner top & bottom, and mascara. I've only been wearing it for 35 years. And I've known the dear man for... 35 years!