yooooo it's CAITLIN♥:D

so i'm kinda "known" at school for having witty comebacks i guess..? lol i have no idea why. but it's alrightt cause when someone is acting dumb or rude you can give a good comeback. & it's funn :)

DONTs ; 
comebacks may be fun, but let's not go overboard..

* Don't be too harsh on your comebacks, comebacks are supposed to lift the mood // express your opinion.

* Don't be suprised if they comeback AFTER your comeback. Some people are witty enough (;

* If they don't deserve a rude comeback, don't give it to them.

* Don't be a hypocrite. I hate when people give hypocritical comebacks & i'm like.. dude, that's you..

* COMEBACKS means that you comeback QUICKLY, not 5 minutes after.. 

* not to teachers.. unless you realllly want to go to detention lmaoo ♥


some comebacks ; 

- "I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly & i can diet."

- PERSON; You smell funny
YOU; It's called soap, but i guess you've never smelled that before

- "Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?"

- "Calling you stupid would be an insult to all morons out there."

- "Are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?"

- "Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured."

- "You've got more chins than a chinese phone book"

- Girl says she's ugly on fb just to attract attention ; 
You; "i agree"

- Just act like a boss. 

- GUY; "suck my dick"
 YOU; "sorry i'm not lesbian" or "what dick"

- if you're online & someone makes a spelling error, just keep commenting the right spelling of it.

- when a girl insults you
YOU; "i'm not the bit.ch who fell from the top of the slu.t tree & banged every guy on the way down."

- GUY; "Make me a sammich"
YOU; "Do you really want to be poisoned?"

- "sorry does my sexiness offend you?"

- "IS IT CAUSE I"M *enter race here*"

- "I had a nightmare last night, it was about you"

- "sorry, i can't think of an insult stupid enough for you"

- "you don't know me, you just wish you did"

- "i'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."

- "i'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter"

- if some guy is trying to grind you, sweettalk you, or do anything you don't WANT them to do, just give them the jenna marbles face ; http://www.google.com/imgres?q=jenna+marbles+face&um=1&hl=en&biw=1366&bih=599&tbm=isch&tbnid=v3_phKhIdB2LrM:&imgrefurl=http://blueberrysaturday.tumblr.com/post/10741295038/oh-jenna-marbles-3-everytime-i&docid=2c-j0W7GOzMu6M&imgurl=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7cnpAk501r23c04o1_500.jpg&w=483&h=359&ei=1JkYT9nUNsSftwfohfS6Cw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=156&sig=112253493389825689570&page=1&tbnh=127&tbnw=161&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=83&ty=65

- just call people a muggle. YOU MUGGLE

- "wow with your brains, i bet it took the whole day to come up with that insult"

- "takes one to know one"

- when someone says something to you, 
YOU; "do you always talk to yourself?"



yeah so that's what i can come up with for now, comment some things people say & i'lll reply w/ a good comeback you can sayy.. lol this took me an hour.. (:

- caitlin @caitlinxo
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